Bratty Philly ID Theives Make Plea Deal

Its easy to dislike Edward K. Anderton and Jocelyn Kirsch. The plea deal they’ve made and the light sentences they will prolly get make them  less likable. Some media reports have said the check she bounced to buy thousands of dollars worth of hair extensions was a key piece of evidence against the evil duo. Yes, evil. Here’s more photos of the bratty tramp.  FYI she didn’t buy the boobs with stolen money, they were a gift from her dad, a plastic surgeon. Wanna speculate he bought her a new nose when she was in middle school too? Ack-must go wash my hands. Here’s a previous post about these two with tons of photos.
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Lawyer: 2 will admit fraud fueled luxury lifestyle
By MARYCLAIRE DALE

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Presumably, she didn’t fleece Prince Charles. But a couple of young jet-setters plan to admit in court that other people who crossed their paths unwittingly financed their luxury lifestyle.

A lawyer for Jocelyn Kirsch, 22, said Monday that she and her now-ex-boyfriend have signed federal plea agreements that likely will send them to prison for several years for ID theft and other crimes.

Since her arrest, Kirsch’s friends and classmates at Drexel University have portrayed her as a serial liar who even masked her identity when she met the heir to the British throne at a student forum in Philadelphia last year; in a favorite myth, she told him she was Lithuanian.

When Kirsch and Edward K. Anderton, 25, were arrested in December, photos found on a laptop in their $3,000-a-month apartment showed the couple smooching under the Eiffel Tower, riding horseback on a beach and flaunting skimpy red swimsuits by a swanky hotel pool.

They stole credit-card and bank-account information from friends, co-workers and neighbors to finance lavish purchases and travel, prosecutors said. They were arrested when they claimed a package at a local UPS store under a neighbor’s ID. The package contained lingerie from a British retailer.

“They were just so arrogant,” Philadelphia Detective Terry Sweeney, the lead investigator, said Monday. “When you start committing ID theft around the corner from where you live, it’s going to come back to haunt you.”

Anderton, who graduated from the University of Pennsylvania in 2005 with an economics degree, also set up eBay accounts with various stolen identities to buy and sell nonexistent goods, authorities said. That scheme alone netted $33,000, U.S. Attorney Patrick Meehan said.

State charges against the pair were dismissed as federal charges were filed Monday by way of an information, which often indicates a defendant’s cooperation.

Kirsch’s lawyer, Ronald Greenblatt, said his client signed an agreement to plead guilty to two counts of aggravated identity theft, money laundering, bank fraud and other charges. The sentencing guideline range is about five years.

Anderton also signed a plea deal, Greenblatt said. Anderton’s lawyer, Larry Krasner, did not return messages left with The Associated Press on Monday.

Kirsch is living with her mother in Novato, Calif., while Anderton, who had a $60,000-a-year starter job in real-estate finance, is back home with his family in Everett, Wash.

“She’s supposed to be graduating college now, and instead she’s going to be going down to federal court in a few weeks and entering a plea,” Greenblatt said.

Skimpy Prom Dress Leads to Arrest

Poor Marche Taylor. Miss Taylor was arrested after wearing a skin baring custom made ensemble to her Senior prom. Her outfit leaves little to the imagination about her fine brown frame, but she’s one dance away from indecent exposure. As with the Martha Stewart legal mess, I have a feeling the authorities were punishing sass and brass after the fact as much as the initial offense. Bottom line, Marche was arrested for having the bad taste to wear a MTV VMA or Source Awards red carpet caliber dress to her hick town high school prom.

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Skimpy prom dress lands Houston teen in cuffs
Monday, May 12, 2008 | By WENDELL EDWARDS / KHOU-TV

HOUSTON - Marche Taylor’s prom night experience wasn’t quite the norm. That’s because a night of dancing and hanging out with friends ended in a confrontation with school officials over her choice of apparel.

The Madison High School senior was escorted out in handcuffs because school officials said her revealing gold dress was inappropriate for the school prom.

“I actually like the dress. Everybody else likes my dress,” Ms. Taylor said as she showed it off to a KHOU-TV reporter on Friday afternoon.

Madison High’s prom took place at the Sugar Land Marriott, but Ms. Taylor got only as far as the lobby. When she tried to enter the ballroom, she was told her outfit violated a school dress code.

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Drunk Vader Attacks Jedi Church Founder

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Ha ha ha, in this story Darth Vader uses a metal crutch as a weapon and drinks too much box wine. The photo above shows a HELLO KITTY Vader who hasn’t been accused of hurting anyone.

Drunk Darth Vader’s Jedi assault
news.bbc.co.uk | Published: 2008/04/22 15:37:01 GMT

A man posing as Darth Vader attacked a Star Wars fan, who had founded a Jedi Church, a court has heard.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, from Holyhead, Anglesey, admitted assaulting Barney Jones and cousin Michael with a metal crutch. They suffered minor injuries.

Hughes, who was drunk and dressed in a black bin bag, shouted “Darth Vader!”

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A Man and his PBR Beer Can Coffin

As the saying goes “well, it’s your funeral.” At least Mr Bramanti is planning ahead.  Theres a company name on the side of the casket, so is this a tax deductible business expense? The custom coffin bad taste barrier was broken in my opinion by the Kiss Kasket shilled by Gene Simmons et al. Cheers!

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Forever blitzed: Man orders custom beer-can coffin
By Associated Press | May 4, 2008


SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. (AP) - Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally, and he’s got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it.

“I actually fit, because I got in here,” said Bramanti of South Chicago Heights.

The 67-year-old Glenwood village administrator doesn’t plan on needing it anytime soon, though.

He threw a party Saturday for friends and filled his silver coffin - designed in Pabst’s colors of red, white and blue - with ice and his favorite brew.

“Why put such a great novelty piece up on a shelf in storage when you could use it only the way Bill Bramanti would use it?” said Bramanti’s daughter, Cathy Bramanti, 42.

Bramanti ordered the casket from Panozzo Bros. Funeral Home in Chicago Heights, and Scott Sign Co. of Chicago Heights designed the beer can.

Seal Has Sex with Penguin in Front of Scientists

A picture is worth a thousand words, so here’s two of the seal while he’s attempting to have sex with the penguin.

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An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.
By Matt Walker | www.news.bbc.co.uk | 2008/05/02 13:10:24 GMT
The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known.

The incident, which lasted for 45 minutes and was caught on camera, is reported in the Journal of Ethology.

The bizarre event took place on a beach on Marion Island, a sub-Antarctic island that is home to both fur seals and king penguins.

Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal.

Equally, it might be been an aggressive, predatory act; or even a playful one that turned sexual.

“At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin,” says Nico de Bruyn, of the Mammal Research Institute at the University of Pretoria, South Africa.

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English Ravens Attack Livestock-Repeatedly

Wow, who would ever imagine carnage like this in the countryside of Jolly Olde? Don’t leave your toddler outside to play alone.

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Flocks of ravens in killing spree

This article appeared in the Observer on Sunday May 04 2008 on p5 of the News section. It was last updated at 00:03 on May 04 2008.

Like a scene from Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds, large groups of ravens are flocking together to attack defenceless victims and eat them alive.

Throughout the country, farmers have reported a rise in the number of calves, lambs, and sheep pecked to death. Animals not killed have been left in agony as the birds eat their eyes, tongues and the soft flesh of their underbelly.

Farmers are demanding the right to destroy the protected birds, but the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds says it does not see any need for a change to legislation.

The birds - which have acquired mythical status over the centuries, with six being kept at the Tower of London with their wings clipped in case they leave and the kingdom falls - were almost exterminated in many areas during the 19th century. But in the past 20 years they have made a comeback, with colonies as far afield as Inverness, Devon and East Sussex.

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Love, Mrs Cronin-Found Photo

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Cant recall where I found this photo. I found it out on the street someplace a year or more ago, took it home and put it somewhere special, essentially losing it. Today I found it again. The back of this wallet sized photo is inscribed. “Lori, Good luck to a good dancer! Love, Mrs Cronin (Mrs Petro?kas sister) 1990.”

Thanks Mrs Cronin.

Kenneth Keith Succumbs to Cystic Fibrosis

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Best known from his appearances on the Howard Stern Show, Kenneth Keith Kallenbach has died. Kenneth Keith was a performer who still lived near home and collected milk bottles.

He was best known for his folksy enthusiasm and regional South East Pennsylvania accent (think Amish with a dash of Philly and Baltimore). Before JACKASS and the WILD BOYS made it popular, Kenneth Keith was blowing smoke out his eyes, eating his own hair and “blowin shit up in the woods.” He wasn’t macho, but he was very male. He wasn’t real smart, but he was very nice. He loved his mother and concealed the disease that would kill him.

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Tornado of Bees in Florida

Cloud Of Bees Swarming In ‘Tornado Pattern’ Chases Diners From Restaurant
Bees Mysteriously Appear Outside Business
Local6.com | April 24, 2008

DeLAND, Fla. — A giant cloud of thousands of bees mysteriously appeared and began to swirl in a “tornado pattern” around a Central Florida Mexican restaurant.

Customers at Oxie’s restaurant located near Highway 17-92 and Plymouth Avenue in DeLand said they noticed a cloud in the sky and thought it was raining. They then realized, the cloud was a swarm of bees.

“A lot of people said it was bees and ran to their cars,” restaurant owner Oxie Ochiana said. “It was scary. I was panicking. I didn’t know what to do.”

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Souvenir swords get two expelled

Those dangerous choir students! What were they thinking buying Father’s Day presents in England? But these days, who knows which students will snap? A few years back I saw a High School Freshman’s student handbook, and it was 60+ pages long. It dictated hair length, style and color and even vague forbiddings of “unusual or disruptive” hair. Having had disruptive hair in High School I have empathy for school kids today.

Pictured below is an array of LOTR replica swords, surely the offensive miniature would be one of these.

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Students ousted from Apple Valley, Eagan schools after spring choir trip
By Bao Ong | 04/24/2008 12:29:32 AM CDT | www.twincities.com

Two students attending Eagan and Apple Valley high schools were expelled last week after buying souvenir swords during a spring break choir trip in the United Kingdom.

A chaperone found the duct-taped boxes that held the swords after the students left the store. The swords were confiscated on the trip and never made it to Minnesota. The students flew home several days early, and the district disciplined the students when they returned.

“The severity of the punishment didn’t fit the crime here,” said Brad Briggs, 45, an Eagan resident and father of one of the expelled teens. “There was no intent of violence.”

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Poisonous Spiders Close Australian Hospital

Wow, like how bad does it have to be to close a hospital?

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Spider plague closes Australian hospital
Tuesday, April 22, 2008 | www.sfgate.com

A tiny Australian hospital is closing temporarily because of an infestation of poisonous spiders.

The Baralaba Multi Purpose Health Service will close for 24 hours starting Thursday morning so officials can fumigate the building to get rid of redback spiders that have been found in large numbers in the main part of the hospital.

Three or four patients will need to be moved to another hospital while the building is closed, according to a statement from Queensland state health officials.

Redback spiders, common throughout most of the country, have a painful bite and a toxic venom, although an anti-venom is available.

The statement said warm weather had caused more redback spider eggs to hatch than usual.

“We believe the best way to deal with them, and the safest option for staff and patients, is to have the whole building fumigated so both the spiders and their eggs are killed,” Ellen Palmer, rural director of nursing, said in the statement Wednesday.

Nearly 300 people live in Baralaba, about 320 kilometers (200 miles) northwest of Brisbane.

Lost Dog Found Flyer

It’s Friday. Be Silly. 

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