Monthly Archives August 2007

Goodwill People

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Found this scrap of a photo in the parking lot of a Goodwill Store. I think it’s a digital print-the quality isn’t so hot. The people in this photo, now THEY are hot.

Senator Secretly Gay

Who knew “foot tapping” is used to solicit sex in bathrooms? Personal sexual behavior is private. However, Senator Craig as a staunch Right Wing Republican has used his political power in a very anti-gay way, voting down hate crime and gay marriage legislation. At this writing it looks as though Senator Craig’s going to […]

Shocker! Siegfried & Roy Gay

After 48 years of working together, magic tiger tamers Siegfried & Roy officially reveal they are gay, and have been physically intimate with each other.
Siegfried & Roy have a 48 year long relationship/career. Did they reveal their sexual preference during the darkest dawn of AIDS? As gays fought for the legal protection of marriage? When […]

School Girls Trip

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Found this index print on a popular bike trail. Hard to tell where these gals visited by the photos. Photo 12 is the teenage girl that secretly lives inside all women, ha ha ha.

GOD Found in PA Eggplant

Usually when a messiah’s name is found in an eggplant or aubergine, it’s the name Allah, in Arabic script. This Pennsylvania couple just found the word GOD in their eggplant. A good omen for theists everywhere! But don’t look too closely or you might start to see the non words GID, GIP or GIE.

‘GOD’ spelled […]

Fashion Muse Meets Miserable End

Her story is old news by now but the life and death of Issie Blow points out that the fabulous life ain’t that great. Style, breeding and parties are not enough to get one through the dark days. Issie killed herself by drinking weedkiller and was eulogized by Rupert Everett at the BEST funeral […]

Pencil Misplaced for 51 Years Removed by Doctors

Humans are pretty tough. People have lived with all sorts of foreign bodies in their bodies. Poor Mrs Wegner. At least it was a a pencil. The worst foreign body I’ve heard of was a nice lady who some how had a pork chop bone stuck in one of her buttocks for several years. She […]

Now available very Very VERY Modest Ladies Swimwear

My first reaction was a stunned silence, next came an eruption of giggles. Religion forces people to do some odd stuff.
This swim wear covers not just acres of alluring, creamy white, sexy skin but covers the temple garment, aka funky-Mormon-underpants always worn by devout Mormons. These garments appeal to more than Mormons I’m sure. […]

Helpful Man Falls from 6th Floor Lands in Lazy River Walks Away

Great story-poorly written. “I fell off a 6th floor balcony in Myrtle Beach, landed in the lazy river, took a helicopter ride in bad weather and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.” The headline doesn’t emphasize the HEIGHT of the balcony. Details about the “roof over the lazy river” that broke his fall […]

Lamb Born with 7 legs and No Butt Hole

This is a great, living, breathing wonder. It seems a shame to put it down, but with an incomplete digestive system it’s for the best. Lovely photo.

Lamb born with seven legs in New Zealand
By Duncan Hooper and agencies
Last Updated: 8:46am BST 02/08/2007
A seven-legged lamb has been born in New Zealand.
Two of the extra legs […]