Miss Fidget.com

My first reaction was a stunned silence, next came an eruption of giggles. Religion forces people to do some odd stuff.

This swim wear covers not just acres of alluring, creamy white, sexy skin but covers the temple garment, aka funky-Mormon-underpants always worn by devout Mormons. These garments appeal to more than Mormons I’m sure. The black jumper with bright colors underneath looks very Amish. Ultra conservative Christians and some Orthodox Jews may also find this a good option for their womenfolk. I wonder if a Muslim girl could surf in one of these if she covered her head?

Wholesomewear offers clothing from girls size small to ladies 3x and has very reasonable shipping.

My heart breaks thinking of all the girls and women who couldn’t swim or frolic outdoors because of their religious views. The very fact there is a market for this takes the humor away.

Nope can’t help it, that “Slimming Swimwear” title slays me! ha ha ha ha