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Spoiled F#cks and the Piece of Sh#t No One Wanted

This week’s news has been dominated by a shooter and 2 bullshitters. Their stories individually are compelling and terrible. When you compare the lives of these young criminals it surely says something dark about contemporary American culture.

Our society provides unfettered access to semi-automatic weapons but NOT good quality, free, mental health care – a recipe for tragedy.

Piece of Sh#t Pound Puppy Murderer
Robert Hawkins, 19, was a troubled and unwanted man.

According to one account, Hawkins suffered from behavioral problems as early as 14, when he became a ward of the state after his parents could no longer afford to pay for treatment in a residential rehab center. Perhaps his parents also ran out of patience, love or had remarried and moved on. Hawkins may have a record for petty crimes like drug possession. He was a high school drop out.

Debora Maruca Kovac, a mother of some of his friends, took Hawkins in when he was living on the streets. She painted a portrait of Hawkins as a “pound puppy no one wanted.” When he first came to live with her, he spent most of his time in the fetal position and chewed his nails to the quick. She said he was better behaved than her children.

Children who “age out” of the foster care system often find themselves homeless and aimless on their 18th birthday.

But he brightened, got a job, a girlfriend, a haircut. Then he stopped taking his meds for depression because they made him feel “weird.” It would be a safe assumption Hawkins did not have private health insurance and was not medically supervised when he withdrew from anti-depressants, which can be difficult at best.

Not long after being dumped by his girlfriend, he was fired from McDonalds for stealing $17. Mr Hawkins then took a semi-automatic weapon to a Mall in Omaha Nebraska and randomly shot and murdered 8 people. Hawkins injured many other people. His suicide note said “his whole life he was a piece of shit and now he’ll be famous.” He may be famous, but one can argue he’s still a piece of sh*t, and a murderer.

Hawkins, of modest means, may never have shopped at the store where he rampaged and committed suicide.

A shaken and compelling, Ms. Maruca Kovac said Hawkins did not have a gun in her house, and there were no guns in her home. At this time it’s unclear where an unstable, distraught, cash strapped man with a history of in-patient mental health treatment, got a semi-automatic weapon and ammo.

I can think of 8 families who REALLY want to know where Hawkins got a gun.

Back on the East coast… Greedy Sexy Narcissists

Jocelyn S. Kirsch, 22 and Edward K. Anderton, 25 are thought to have stolen, via identity theft, more than $100,000 in 2007 alone. They stole from their friends and neighbors to fund a stupidly lavish lifestyle.

They’ve been dubbed Bonnie and Clyde, but these cretins weren’t running from the law on empty bellies. Kirsch and Anderton stole keys to their upscale neighbors mailboxes, had an ID making machine and make have installed spyware on neighbors computers. Their case, which may be taken over by the feds, is still under investigation and new details emerge daily, hourly.

Kirsch and Anderton used their ill gotten gains in a way that would make a rap star proud. $2,200 worth of hair extensions, trips to Europe and horseback riding on Island beaches, lingerie from England. They were not low key. They were flashy, giddy. Kirsch, like many of her peers, loved having her photo taken and posted on Facebook, et al.

Many classmates, friends, neighbors and peers who knew or were burned by the pair have provided juicy, schadenfreude laced details. Many photos of the cute couple are also available, some being sold by peers.

This healthy, good looking pair went to top notch schools and had good backgrounds with families who seemed to love and lavish them.

Kirsch, whose father is a plastic surgeon, is a world class bullshitter. She claimed she qualified for the U.S. Olympic team pole-vaulting trials in 2004, although her University (Drexel) didn’t have a track and field team.

Kirsch’s father gave her breast implants for her birthday. He sent her 2 wrapped implants then paid for (or performed) the surgery. Kirsch played with her hair and eye color, changing both often. Even when her classmates found a contact case in her bag-she swore she really did have violet eyes.

Anderton, from Snohomish, Wash., was a star athlete in high school who snagged high marks in honors classes, played in the school band and was elected to student government, according to the Seattle Times. He attended Penn on an academic scholarship, earning an economics degree in 2005.

He should have known better. Perhaps Anderton will claim he was hypnotized by Kirsch’s boobs. Maybe he just wanted all the things his peers had, things a scholarship student couldn’t have at Ivy League Penn.

I hope the Son-of-Sam laws prevent them from profiting from the sale of their story.