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 Urban Outfitters is a brave and edgy retailer who in the past has sold such edgey items as the “Ghettopoly”  game and a glittering hand gun Christmas ornament to  vocal protests.

Now in NC a young pastor with a soul patch is offended by some of the sex related books they sell. I too share his outrage about PORN FOR WOMEN. These guys are wearing too many clothes! They oughta be wearing cut off shorts while they scrub my bathroom. As an added bonus this is happening at the South Park Mall. Is this Urban Outfitters near Tom’s Rhinoplasty?

Click here to see the original story before the link goes bad. The pastor photo is just a screen grab-I couldn’t make the stupid vid play. I went and downloaded nice unblurred versions of some of the “offensive materials” cuz Miss Fidget be all about the free speech yo. Avert thine eyes darling.

And now for a joke! Q: Why don’t Baptists have sex standing up? A: They’re afraid someone will think they’re dancing. 

SouthPark store told to move racy books
01:53 PM EST on Tuesday, January 29, 2008 | By MICHELLE BOUDIN | www.wcnc.com

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Police were called to a popular SouthPark Mall store on Monday because of racy books, and officers told Urban Outfitters to move the merchandise or face possible criminal charges.

And now, a local pastor is considering protesting the store.

Pastor Joe Cauley said he was “really outraged” after shopping at Urban Outfitters. He said the edgy clothing store is a little too edgy.

“It was full of sexually explicit materials,” Cauley said. “There’s books on sexual positions. Sex toys, phrases, everything but porn video on this table and it’s right beside the ‘Hello Kitty’ stuff… It’s right there in the center of the store in plain view for anybody at any age to purchase.”

So he complained to the store, mall management and the police.

“The mall management was like it was no big deal, the store management as well, (saying) ‘they’re just trying to sell products,’” Cauley said.

We tried contacting both SouthPark and Urban Outfitters but got no comment. The police tell us some of the merchandise is right on the line of the law, and they gave the store a week to move some of the most risqué material.

“We shouldn’t have to filter through that mess to shop,” Cauley said.

We went back to the store Monday evening and it seemed they had indeed moved some of the most graphic materials, but the pastor says that’s not enough.

That’s why he says he’s considering protesting the store even though it appears they moved some of the most hardcore stuff; we couldn’t be sure because they wouldn’t tell us when we asked.