Cheaters Become Sore Losers

It’s wonderful to have a sports story where the cheaters DONT win. At this year’s Super Bowl the New York Giants ended the New England Patriots bid for a perfect season by beating them 17-14.

Patriot’s coach Belichick displayed some of the most un-sportsmanlike behavior EVER by walking off the field with the game clock still ticking. It’s not over til it’s over dear Mr. Overpaid Team Leader. How much more fatuous can you be?

The eyes of America were on the sore loser as the February 3 broadcast was the most watched Super Bowl EVER. Only the series finale of M*A*S*H had more viewers. The final episode of M*A*S*H to film as opposed to broadcast, was the time capsule episode where the tears in the eyes of the cast were real, especially when handling a teddy bear and fishing cap.

The Patriots were nailed for cheating earlier this year. There are even allegations that the Patriot’s 2002 defeat of the Eagles in the Super Bowl is suspicious and Senator Arlen Spector is getting involved in the matter.

If one were to use Diane Chambers, (fictional waitress on tv’s CHEERS) laws of football, the game went as planned. In Miss Chambers laws imagine the teams are actually their names. Hence very tall, extra large men (Giants) would surely beat political zealots or (Patriots.)