From the reports it sounds as though the problem is limited to collection of liquid waste. To have a problem with collection of, errm , solid waste would be truly tragic. “To heck with your European Microbe Killer, I need a potty!”
Astronauts to deliver pump for balky space toilet
By MARCIA DUNN | […]
If convicted he could five years, FIVE YEARS in the clink. Wow, I bet he wished he’d have used a teabag or dirt clod instead!
NZ man ‘used hedgehog as weapon’
7 April 2008 | news.bbc.co.uk
A man in New Zealand has been charged with using a hedgehog as a weapon, the New Zealand Herald has […]
Well no matter how you slice it, that bird has “ceased to be.”
Monty Python’s ‘dead parrot’ once lived after all
From The Times | May 16, 2008 | Fran Yeoman
Monty Python’s parrot may have been “bleedin’ demised” when that sketch was performed in 1969, but an unlikely discovery suggests that it […]
Holy hand grenade- 39 percent of the 1,486 photos in a yearbook were changed! It seems the school requested logos be removed, students eyes be at the same level and similar requests. Acne has been retouched, especially out of senior portraits for over 20 years. To me it seems the retouching and layout was outsourced, […]
Ever engaged in the parlor game of naming the novel with the best first line? I will one day write a book and win that prize with ‘It’s worms! Get out of the way!’ This worm fall story may be old, but unexplained falls of things from the sky is one of the most […]
Marche Taylor wore the dress pictured below to her prom and the skimpy dress got her arrested. Upon reflection, her dress seems inspired by the fabulous dresses worn in the original STAR TREK series. Most of these photos can be found at this delightful Star Trek TOS site www.multileggedcreature.info/Trekker . The second […]
Its easy to dislike Edward K. Anderton and Jocelyn Kirsch. The plea deal they’ve made and the light sentences they will prolly get make them less likable. Some media reports have said the check she bounced to buy thousands of dollars worth of hair extensions was a key piece of evidence against […]
Poor Marche Taylor. Miss Taylor was arrested after wearing a skin baring custom made ensemble to her Senior prom. Her outfit leaves little to the imagination about her fine brown frame, but she’s one dance away from indecent exposure. As with the Martha Stewart legal mess, I have a feeling the authorities were punishing […]
Ha ha ha, in this story Darth Vader uses a metal crutch as a weapon and drinks too much box wine. The photo above shows a HELLO KITTY Vader who hasn’t been accused of hurting anyone.
Drunk Darth Vader’s Jedi assault
news.bbc.co.uk | Published: 2008/04/22 15:37:01 GMT
A man posing as Darth Vader attacked a […]
As the saying goes “well, it’s your funeral.” At least Mr Bramanti is planning ahead. Theres a company name on the side of the casket, so is this a tax deductible business expense? The custom coffin bad taste barrier was broken in my opinion by the Kiss Kasket shilled by Gene Simmons et al. […]
A picture is worth a thousand words, so here’s two of the seal while he’s attempting to have sex with the penguin.
An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.
By Matt Walker […]
Wow, who would ever imagine carnage like this in the countryside of Jolly Olde? Don’t leave your toddler outside to play alone.
Flocks of ravens in killing spree
This article appeared in the Observer on Sunday May 04 2008 on p5 of the News section. It was last updated at 00:03 on May 04 2008.
Like a scene […]