Project Runway’s Kenley Beats Beau with Cat, Laptop, Apples

Posted by on Mar 22, 2009 in FASHION, FELONIOUSNESS, FOOLERY, fatu·ous·ness |
Kenley Collins is famous for her design and sewing prowess as much as her bitchy, snippy pouty demeanor on the reality show Project Runway. Ms Collins had the gall to snipe at the shows beloved “teacher/guru/mentor” Tim Gunn. Now that the limelight has dimmed, Kenley and fiance Penely have been fighting loudly in their trendy Williamsburg Brooklyn pad for weeks.

One can’t help but sympathize with Penely, there is a fine line between self defense and domestic battery. In Collin’s defense, she flung her own laptop, and generally kitties and apples when thrown by a girl are NOT deadly weapons. (Apologies for sexist “throw like a girl” remark.) I would LOVE to hear the 911 transcript where Kenley screeches in the background and Penley says “ouch, she’s throwing apples at me, help”

As editor, I should mind my tone on this post, because domestic violence is not funny. (but apples and kitties make this so fricking funny I can’t help it)
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My brilliant pal from Kittyville gave me the best punch line for this story, after I published it…. PUSSY WHIPPED.

Ms Collins, alleged cat flinger and man beater.

Ms Collins, alleged cat flinger and man beater.

Collins collection shown at Fashion Week featured a frothy feathered bridal gown.

Collins collection shown at Fashion Week featured a frothy feathered bridal gown.

The couple in happier times.

The Kenley Penley couple in happier times.

ZAK PENLEY B'klyn ex-fiancé got pummeled.

one of her cats Sandra (left) or Arlo as a weapon.

one of her cats Sandra (left) or Arlo as a weapon.

TV’S WACKY EX AND THE KITTY
‘RUNWAY’ GAL IN PUSS-TOSS BUST

www.nypost.com  |  By JAMIE SCHRAM, AMBER SUTHERLAND and JEREMY OLSHAN  |  Last updated: 8:44 am, March 19, 2009, Posted: 3:00 am, March 19, 2009

Kenley Collins, the catty, batty finalist on “Project Runway,” really let the fur fly when she assaulted her now ex-fiancé with their pet feline in their Williamsburg apartment, authorities said yesterday.

The fashion designer, 26, was charged with assault and criminal possession of a weapon the weapon being the cat itself for her crazed attack on Zak Penley, 28, prosecutors said.

“It was a miscommunication,” Kenley told The Post after getting released without bail from Brooklyn Supreme Court yesterday morning. “Fights happen, and that’s that.”

On the plus side: She will not be changing her name to Kenley Penley.

According to sources, the fur began to fly at 7 a.m. when Collins cocked her arm and threw one of the couple’s two cats Arlo or Sandra at Penley, who was sleeping at the time.


She then threw her laptop as he fell and crawled on the floor, cops said. She also allegedly slammed a door on his head.

As Penley dialed 911, Collins threw three apples at him and doused him with water, cops said.

“You’re lucky, it could have been worse,” Collins told Penley after the blow, according to sources.

On the show, Collins had talked back to the always cordial Tim Gunn and sparred with hostess Heidi Klum. Fans of the show reviled her 88 percent in a Bravo poll said she was rude to Gunn.

Still, she placed third in the competition last year and now teaches sewing as she pursues her design career.

Penley, a musician in a punk band called Shred Bundy, penned a song called “CAT?” for Collins’ “Project Runway” finale. He proposed earlier this year, and the couple planned to get married this October.

Neighbors on Herbert Street said the couple had been fighting for weeks.

“Lately, there has been a lot of yelling,” Ken Edge, 31, said. “I can hear Kenley much louder than I can hear Zak. When she speaks, she yells. Since she moved in around September, there have been a lot of noise problems.”

Collins has now been told to stay away from the apartment. But she was permitted with police escort to retrieve her belongings yesterday. Penley was in the apartment at the time.

As cops carried her luggage out the door, Collins gleefully posed for pictures,

“Zak blew this out of proportion in the police report,” she said. “It was a break-up that went badly. He got what he wanted. I broke up with him. I just thought that we weren’t ready to get married.”

City animal-control officials said that as long as the cat was not injured in the attack, they will not pursue cruelty charges.

Additional reporting by Alex Ginsberg

jamie.schram@nypost.com

1 Comment

crisco
Mar 23, 2009 at 6:08 am

Oh, Kenley. I guess she was afraid we’d forget about her and she might live happily ever after.


 

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