Naked Karate Guy Busted
Photo is NOT of Mr Jones. I think Mr Jones got such a tough sentence because children were present during his crime. Google Maps indicate that 4820 Old Harrisburg Road, Lot 6,is probably a mobil home park, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Man pleads guilty to indecent exposure
Court records say he was naked when he challenged his neighbors to karate fight.
By STEVE MARRONI | The Evening Sun | 03/10/2009
A Gettysburg man accused of walking out of his home naked, then challenging his neighbors to a karate fight pleaded guilty to charges of indecent exposure in Adams County court.
The charges filed against Gary Jones, 47, of 4820 Old Harrisburg Road, Lot 6, are considered a misdemeanor of the first degree since three of those who saw him naked are under the age of 16.
Under a plea agreement reached with the Adams County District Attorney’s office, Jones will spend one month in jail, two months on house arrest and 21 months on probation, and is restricted from any contact with his neighbors. He is also to pay a $200 fine.
According to court documents, Jones was allegedly under the influence of alcohol when the Aug. 1 incident occurred.
He is accused of walking out of his home, completely naked. He walked up to Dennis Hucks, Gary Kerns and Andrea Orndorff, according to state police. He told the men he knew karate, and asked if they wanted to fight.
Huck’s three children were playing in the yard at the time, according to court documents.
According to police, Jones said he knew leaving the house naked was illegal, but he was a “serious martial artist.”
smarroni@eveningsun.com
As a “serious martial artist” you would think that he would at least wear his black belt. At least he didn’t try to break bricks with his schlong.