Butt Print Bandit Caught

Posted by admin on Apr 17, 2010 in Feloniousness, Foolery, Forteana |

A great silly criminal.

Nebraska’s ‘Butt Bandit’ suspect faces charges
Tuesday, November 25, 2008 www.foxnews.com

VALENTINE, Neb. —Ten misdemeanor counts have been filed against a man Cherry County authorities believe is the vandal some townspeople have dubbed the “Butt Bandit.”

Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said that on Tuesday he filed nine counts of public indecency and one count of disturbing the peace against 35-year-old Tom Larvie, of Valentine. All are misdemeanors.

Larvie is suspected of leaving greasy, graphic imprints of his naked behind, and sometimes his groin, on the windows of stores, churches and schools in Valentine since the spring of 2007.

The marks were made with lotion or petroleum jelly.

Scott said Larvie was caught in the act by police early Wednesday morning.

Larvie could not be reached to comment.

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“Butt Bandit” Case Cracked

Cops: Nebraska man left private parts prints on business windows

www.thesmokinggun.com

NOVEMBER 25–Nebraska’s notorious “butt bandit” was charged today with a public indecency spree in which he allegedly lathered his private parts in baby lotion and then left “butt and penis prints on local business windows” in the city of Valentine. Thomas Larvie, named today in a nine-count misdemeanor criminal complaint, was arrested last Wednesday after Officer Dana Miller spotted him “trying to hide in the shadows” near a parking lot. A detailed (and gross) probable cause affidavit, a copy of which you’ll find below, notes that Larvie, 35, was wearing a handkerchief over his face and had a 16.5 ounce bottle of “Baby Magic Baby Lotion” in his pants pocket when approached by Miller at around 3:30 AM. Oh, and Larvie’s “erect penis was partially protruding” from his unzipped pants. A subsequent police investigation determined that eight Valentine businesses–including the post office, a livestock firm, and a pharmacy–had been left with butt and/or penis prints on their doors and windows. Some of the firms also had pages from a pornographic magazine stuck on the exterior of their premises. Jay Hollenbeck’s Farm Bureau was hit particularly hard, with “penis prints on a west window, a butt and penis print on a south window, a penis print on a west window, and a penis print on the door.” According to the Cherry County Attorney, police had spent several months probing prior lotion incidents before Larvie’s November 19 bust. Following his arrest, Larvie told police, “I’m mental, I think I will kill myself.” After being booked into the county jail, Larvie was transported for “emergency protective custody” to Great Plains Regional Medical Center. (2 pages)

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