Archive | September, 2007

At Last-The Baby Toupee

27 Sep

The nice people at babytoupee.com are selling babytoupees as a Halloween item. Personally, I think baby toupees are  great all year long. My only wish is that they found some different colored babies to model the Lil Kim or The Bob.  I forgive them as they probably used the babies they had on hand.

It’s been rumored that hand made “rasta hats” complete with dusty dreads were once micro produced in a southern sweatshop but Miss Fidget can neither confirm or deny any affiliation with that operation.

I’ve seen 2 other great baby boy costumes. The “creep” and “Ron Burgundy-anchorman.” The creep wore a 3 piece suit that was really a onesie that buttoned in the back, a small hat and a pencil thin mustache. Ron Burgundy wore a wig, fuzzy mustache and burgundy blazer.

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Gareth Pugh’s Rat Cape at London Fashion Week

24 Sep

Designer Gareth Pugh wowed ‘em at London’s Fashion Week this year. Below are selected designs from his collection. The Rat Cape got more press but I find the Cube head gear equally compelling.

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Info About Gator Victim’s First Aid Givers

21 Sep

Accounts differed as to the identity of those who helped Mr Hedden immediately after he was attacked by an almost 12′ alligator in SC. I found the following information about the ladies who saved his life. See other posts for more info an photos.

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Nurses Sally Ani (left) and Jo Losa Masauding recount on Monday the events from the day before, when they administered first aid to a man whose arm was bitten off by an alligator at Lake Moultrie.

On the spot, 5 fought to save alligator victim. Nurses call man’s survival a miracle
By Andy Paras | The Post and Courier | Tuesday, September 18, 2007 | Charleston.Net

MONCKS CORNER — It looked like a gunshot wound. Maybe a stabbing. Maybe even a hoax.

Five local nurses didn’t know what was happening when a bleeding man staggered toward them calling for help and then collapsed — but they knew what to do.

Sally Ani and Marisol Dalusong immediately dug their bare hands into the man’s shoulder to try to stop the bleeding with pressure. The blood kept oozing through their fingers.

Ani, a registered nurse for 42 years, shouted to the 100 or so people for a towel. No one had one. “I was about to take my shirt off and put it on him,” she said.

At that moment, she said a little prayer, “Blessed mother, I need a towel. I need a towel right now.”

Ani looked under the table and there was a towel. “I looked at it and I said, ‘Thank you.’ ”

A day later, Bill Hedden’s condition had been upgraded to fair, according to a Medical University Hospital spokeswoman.

The nurses say it was no accident that they were some 50 yards away Sunday when Hedden’s arm was torn off by an alligator while swimming in Lake Moultrie on Sunday at the Short Stay Naval Recreational Park. “I think it’s a miracle,” said Jo Losa Masauding, a critical care nurse at the Medical University of South Carolina.

After all, the women were there that day with the Bicol Association of Charleston, a Roman Catholic group, as part of a three-day celebration honoring their patron saint, the Virgin of Penafrancia. It was the Virgin Mother, they said, who answered their prayers. “We believe the Blessed Mother directed him to go to that place,” said Ani, the organization’s founder.

The nurses stayed with Hedden for 15 minutes until paramedics arrived and put him into a helicopter. It seemed like forever, they said. The man was losing blood fast.

Ani, who was front and center in a picture on the front page of Monday’s Post and Courier, put the towel on his shoulder and then some ice, but his blood pressure kept falling.

“I thought we stopped the bleeding, but I felt the warmth of the towel getting wetter and wetter,” she said.

They talked to him. Told him stories about the Blessed Mother. Maybe a joke or two. Anything to keep him relaxed.

The 59-year-old Hedden never lost consciousness and, just as important, never lost his spirit. “He was so very determined,” Masauding said. “He was so determined to stay awake and so determined to call his wife.”

He was so grateful, they said. “He would look up and say thank you,” Ani said. “I said, ‘It’s OK, don’t worry about it.’ ”

A day later, the events still cycle through their minds. Masauding, a critical care nurse for 38 years, has seen trauma victims before. Ani, an oncology nurse, has not. She took off from work Monday because she couldn’t stop shaking. “It got so emotional,” Ani said. “I thought, ‘What if?’ ”

Ani knew Monsignor Simon Peter Ignacio was there in case they needed to read last rites. Thankfully, she said, it never got to that.

“I’m so glad he’s OK,” she said. “It’s just a matter of trying to pull yourself together and see what you did at the call of duty.”

Grace Osea and Mercy Salvatierra were the other nurses who helped. Lilian Losa Navarro, Masauding’s sister who is a registered nurse visiting from San Diego, also pitched in.

The nurses all were relieved when the paramedics showed up. They knew he would survive; Masauding called Hedden’s wife and told her so.

When they were done, as the Berkeley County EMS paramedics loaded him into the helicopter, the women gathered one more time with the rest of their organization and said a prayer.

Reach Andy Paras at 745-5891 or aparas@postandcourier.com.

Copyright © 1997 – 2007 the Evening Post Publishing Co.

SC Victim Lost His Arm but Offered Gator’s Head

19 Sep

Mr Hedden’s story is truly amazing. All accounts agree he was snorkeling in Lake Moultrie when he was attacked by a gator almost 12 feet long. Mr Hedden then stumbled out of the water missing his arm and begging people to call his wife. On the shore he was met by either: A. church group on a picnic B. Lowcountry Fillipino Dancers C. Nurses visiting the lake as part of a 3 day religious ceremony.  Luckily there were 5 registered nurses in the mysterious group who administered first aid and surely saved his life. A towel and ice were among the tools used to staunch his bleeding. Photos of Mr Hedden getting first aid show petite ladies with dark hair helping him.

The gator was tracked down- Mr Hedden’s arm retrieved and put in a large party cooler of ice for transport to the hospital. Some accounts state the gator was shot and imply the arm was removed from it’s gut though a photo clearly shows the gator swimming with an intact arm in it’s maw. 

Alas, the arm was not able to be reattached. Mr Hedden is currently in fair condition at the highly regarded Medical University of South Carolina. See the article below for the outcome of the gator.
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Trapper to offer mounted head of alligator to victim
Sep 19, 2007 07:00 PM

CHARLESTON, SC (AP) – The head of an alligator who bit off a man’s arm will be mounted and offered to the victim.
The state contractor who caught the reptile says the victim has expressed interest in the head.

Ron Russell killed the alligator and cut into the animal to retrieve 59-year-old Bill Hedden’s arm, but doctors were unable to reattach the arm.

Hedden is in fair condition Wednesday at the Medical University of South Carolina.

Russell says he usually donates alligator meat to charity, but he won’t be doing that for this one.

Instead, the meat from the 11-foot, 550 pound alligator will be placed in traps to catch other alligators.

Literally a Photo of the Arm Eating Alligator

19 Sep

Mr Hedden was snorkeling in a lake in South Carolina when he was attacked by the 11′ 8″ alligator shown below. See other posts for the complete story. This photo can be seen on the display of the digital camera in the previous post and I found the shot in a British Rag.

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600 lb Gator Attacks SC Man-Takes His Arm

17 Sep

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Wow, this is one of the most intense animal attack stories I’ve ever read, and I’m still looking for the best, most inclusive account. Though he first asked Fillipino Low Country Dancers for help, the actions of 5 nurses picnicking with their church probably saved Mr. Hedden’s life. The gator was found by simply following a “trail of blood” to a giant reptile with a human arm in its mouth. Alas, the latest reports are that the arm can not be reattached. Above photo is of a random South Carolina alligator. Photos below the headline are from the scene of the attack. Good Luck Mr. Hedden, may you thrive, heal, and make a fortune selling your story. There are no recorded death’s by gator in SC, yet.

Alligator Takes Man’s Arm Off
Monday, Sep 17, 2007 – 11:12 AM | By WCBD-tv – Charleston

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A man is in critical condition after a 12-foot long alligator attacked him at Lake Moultrie. The attack happened around 3:30 Sunday afternoon. Officials say 59-year-old Bill Hedden of Summerville was snorkeling alone at the time.

Jerome Bien was dancing with members of a Lowcountry Filipino group by Lake Moultrie when an unexpected emergency interrupted the afternoon.

“Just flopped himself down right here,” Bien said pointing to a spot by a picnic area. “He was blue, he was conscious. He was talking. ‘Call my wife, call my wife,’ and he gave us the number.”

Bien and other witnesses say a man stumbled ashore after a 12-foot alligator ripped off his arm while he was snorkeling alone in the lake.

“We thought he was just kidding and then I saw that the arm was gone completely and he was really bleeding profusely. We had a lot of ice because we were doing a picnic. We put the ice in the bag and put it right in the arm and put pressure on it.”

But perhaps the most horrifying sight was the 600-pound alligator clenching the man’s missing arm.

“The gator was right here with the arm in his mouth right here,” Bien said as he pointed to the water’s edge.

Officials with the Department of Natural Resources shot the alligator several times and had to open its stomach to retrieve the arm. Emergency crews then transported the victim to MUSC by helicopter. DNR followed with his arm shortly after.

Officials at MUSC are not allowed to say if doctors were able to re-attach the victim’s arm, but they do expect him to remain in critical condition until Monday afternoon.

It’s an attack DNR officials say is extremely rare, even though the presence of alligators in the area is not.

Naked Carpentry is Legal, Not Uncommon

15 Sep

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The legal drama and ultimate triumph of Mr Percy Honniball, naked carpenter of California follows. I agree with the ruling in the Honniball case-that nudity is not illegal if the person is not engaged in lewd behavior.  In doing image research for this post I found something wonderful-there’s another naked carpenter! Dale the naked carpenter. Dale is serving the Knoxville, TN area but available to travel worldwide. I wish Dale and Mr Honniball continued success and hope they use sunscreen and safety gear. (Percy’s last name is Honniball, stiffled giggle).  Now I wonder if there’s any or many naked welders? Hmmm.

Naked Montclair carpenter not guilty
WORKING WHILE NUDE DOESN’T CONSTITUTE INDECENT EXPOSURE

By Paul T. Rosynsky | MediaNews | San Jose Mercury News
Carpenter Percy Honniball enjoys practicing his craft in the nude and, according to at least one Alameda County Superior Court judge, there is nothing legally wrong with that.

Judge Julie Conger found Honniball not guilty of indecent exposure Thursday for being naked while he worked in a Montclair home last year.

Honniball, who has a history of not wearing clothes while working, was caught in the buff in 2005 as he made repairs to the home. A neighbor had called police.

At the time, Honniball, 51, said he was more comfortable working naked and didn’t want to get his clothes dirty as he sawed wood and nailed cabinets together.

Police arrested Honniball for indecent exposure, a crime that includes public nudity and acting lewdly by intending to direct attention to one’s genitals for sexual gratification.

If convicted of indecent exposure, a person could be sentenced to a year in jail and be required to register as a sex offender.

While there is no dispute Honniball was naked, Conger found that the carpenter was not acting lewdly, nor did he attempt to bring attention to his genitals for the purpose of sexual gratification.

“What he learned was that you can get in trouble even when you do legal things,” said David Beauvais, Honniball’s attorney. “Even though there is a reaction, on the part of some people, to nudity . . . it is not enough to charge somebody with this.”

Honniball could not be reached for comment, but last year he said in an interview, “The primary reason is so I won’t dirty my clothes and have to get into my truck with dusty clothes on.

“It’s more comfortable,” he said.

Honniball knew working in the nude caused problems.

The carpenter was caught three times working naked in Berkeley. In 2003, he was given two years probation for violating Berkeley’s ban on public nudity.

Oakland does not have such a ban.

“For Honniball, he feels that it facilitates his work; he has better range of movement,” Beauvais said. “I could tell you some stories about nail guns, but we won’t get into that.”

Airline Makes Scantily Clad Gals Cover Up

13 Sep

I wouldn’t be shocked if more trollops, hotties or starlets looking for free publicity come forward to declare they were also “too hot to begin boarding.” A gem of a story that covers several categories. There is a certain irony that this story broke near the anniversary of September 11th during one of the worst years for airline performance ever. Please remove your shoes, kiss your luggage buh-bye, wave hi to the nice ESL baggage inspector and begin boarding your plane where you will sit on the runway for no less than 3 hours. God Bless America and all our heroes.

GAWD, it doesn’t stop. It seems when the blond brainiac was on the TODAY show showing how demure her outfit was she sat down and flashed her panties in a very unlady like but extremely ironic way.

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Underdressed Passenger or Overreacting Airline?
Young Woman’s Outfit Raises Eyebrows, Ire of Southwest Flight Attendant

By DAVID SCHOETZ, ABC News Internet Ventures, Sept. 7, 2007

Her outfit aboard a Southwest Airlines plane two months ago first earned her a flight attendant’s reprimand and now has sparked a decency debate that may result in a lawsuit.

Kyla Ebbert, a blond, shapely 23-year-old San Diego coed who also works shifts at a Hooters restaurant, boarded the flight to Tucson, Ariz., on a one-day round-trip visit to an Arizona doctor’s appointment. She had settled into her seat when a flight attendant confronted her about what was later described by the airline as “revealing attire.”

Ebbert’s so-called objectionable attire included a white, tight-fitting shirt, a green cropped sweater, and a white denim skirt cut high on her thighs.

Ebbert appeared on NBC’s “The Today Show” today wearing the same outfit and said that she was asked by a male flight attendant to come to the front of the plane by the door to the jetway. There, Ebbert said that she was told she would have to catch a later flight because she was showing too much skin and Southwest is a “family” airline.

Ebbert said she told the flight attendant she needed to remain on that flight so could make her doctor’s appointment and that because she was on a day trip, she had not packed any luggage from which she could take clothes to change.

The flight attendant, she said, suggested that she go to a gift shop to buy clothes. She offered to pull the top of her sweater tight over her breasts and her skirt down as far as possible, a compromise that was accepted.

Southwest Stands by Wardrobe Adjustment

The airline does not dispute the confrontation, but stands by its decision to “adjust” her outfit.

“Southwest Airlines was responding to a concern about Ms. Ebbert’s revealing attire on the flight that day,” the airline said in a statement. “As a compromise, we asked her to adjust her clothing to be a little less revealing. She complied and traveled as scheduled.

“Fortunately, as an airline that carries approximately 96 million customers a year, these situations are extremely rare.”

Though she accepted the compromise, Ebbert said she was left embarrassed by the situation, which she said played out in front of fellow passengers — so embarrassed she requested a blanket to cover herself for the flight.

“I was humiliated, I was embarrassed,” Ebbert said on “The Today Show.” “I felt like everyone was staring.”

Her mother, Michele Ebbert, who appeared with the young woman on “The Today Show” along with an attorney representing the family, wrote the airline a letter after her daughter told her about the episode and sent her a camera phone picture of her outfit.

“Her outfit is fine,” Michele Ebbert said. “She looks like every other college girl in San Diego.”

Ebbert claims that a Southwest Airlines flight attendant on her return trip later that day complimented her on the very same outfit that almost got her thrown off the earlier flight.

At first, Ebbert said, she just wanted an apology. She never got it, and now she’s considering a lawsuit.

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By Jingo there’s more than one harlot, err, honey asked to put some damn clothes on!

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Setara Qassim Cleavage: Southwest Airlines Asked Me to Cover Up Too
From NationalLedger.com By Lynda Johnson Sep 13, 2007

Another flier on Southwest Airlines has come forward and is upset that she was asked to cover up as she was dressed what the airline (or more likely some passenger that complained) too provocatively. Like Kyla Ebbert before her, she is now making the media rounds complaining.
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Setara Qassim said she was asked to cover up because of her plunging neckline and short skirt. Setara says “the flight attendant came up to me and asked me if I had a sweater and I said no because why would I pack a sweater in the heat. So, I asked her why and she said I need to cover up.”

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She now says she felt like a physco all bundled up on the plane. Cable and broadcast media news show keep dragging these women and portraying them as victims. Ebbert even got a spot on the NBC Today show where she wore the same outfit she wore on the plane. She claimed it was no big deal and then after displaying her short skirt and saying it showed nothing she sat down and gave the Today audience a crotch shot of her white panties.

Airline spokesman Chris Mainz says that Southwest lets their employees make the judgment call on passenger’s outfits. “We don’t have a dress code,” Mainz says. “We rely on our employees to use common sense good judgment and good taste. It’s so rare for us to have to address a customer’s clothing issue.”