Archive | January, 2008

Cretins Feign Quint Pregnancy as Cash Scam

30 Jan

If these cretins weren’t so greedy they’d have said it was triplets to buy more time and less scrutiny. These creeps preyed on one of the more neighborly parts of America. In fact, it was the concern of the community for the pre-natal care of the quints that lead to the downfall of the greedy idiots. 

On December 28th the Beaufort Gazette published a story about a cash strapped  illegal immigrant couple expecting quintuplets. Donations poured in. Other sources say perhaps as much as $5,000 in cash and goods were donated, but suckers, err contributors are slow in stepping forward to admit they were duped, err, donated, so an accurate final accounting is unlikely.

Read the Beaufort Gazette’s sheepish apology here, while the link lasts.  It concludes “I hate that we would need to be so skeptical as to assume that people automatically are lying, but this story has shaken my faith in the innate honesty of the human race. Again, we apologize to our readers for being a part of it.” Dang-there goes one of the last newspapermen with faith in humanity! 

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Ultrasound reveals quintuplet ‘mom’ not pregnant
Couple jailed on $25,000 bonds
Jan 30, 2008 12:00 AM | By JEREMY HSIEH | www.beaufortgazette.com

A Lady’s Island woman who claimed to be pregnant with quintuplets and solicited donations from the community is not pregnant, a Beaufort County Sheriff’s Office investigator said Tuesday.

During bond hearings Tuesday morning at the Beaufort County Detention Center, Master Sgt. Jeff Purdy said the supposed mother-to-be, Nancy Cantu, 37, agreed Friday to be taken to Beaufort Memorial Hospital for an ultrasound, which revealed she was not pregnant.

Purdy said the Sheriff’s Office had health and welfare concerns about the mother and contacted her.

“We were concerned for her safety,” Purdy said.

Purdy arrested Cantu and her boyfriend, Juan Salvador Solis, 22, both of 45 Youmans Drive, Monday night and charged them with obtaining goods under false pretenses.

After the hearings, Sheriff P.J. Tanner explained how his deputies convinced Cantu to consent to the ultrasound.

With officers on Friday afternoon “sitting in their living room, they knew the scam was about to end. The question then becomes to aid law enforcement, or not? When that question is posed and their scam is basically over” it makes sense to cooperate, Tanner said. “There was going to be an ultrasound one way, or we’d get a court order. … We’re glad that she participated willingly.”

If convicted, they face up to five years in prison and fines “at the discretion of the court,” according to a Sheriff’s Office press release.

Purdy told the court the investigation is ongoing but that he believes the couple received at least $1,000 in goods and money. The Sheriff’s Office is in contact with two potential victims, Purdy said, and said at least five others have come forward.

Cantu told police she was pregnant at one point but miscarried in October after a traffic accident, Purdy said. The accident is under investigation, he added.

Cantu’s pregnancy statement to police conflicted with what Solis volunteered during his bond hearing. Through a translator, Solis, who speaks Spanish, said “She was pregnant, but she had an abortion. But I didn’t know she had an abortion.”

The statement was irrelevant to the bond hearing, Magistrate Mark Fitzgibbons said.

Before her arrest, Cantu told people she was initially pregnant with septuplets, but two of the fetuses did not survive after she had fallen.

Law enforcement’s involvement was triggered by suspicions and complaints from the community, medical professionals and emergency management officials, Purdy said.

Fitzgibbons set bond for Cantu and Solis at $25,000 each after Hunter Swanson, an assistant solicitor for the 14th Judicial Circuit, presented them as a flight risk, given their connections to Mexico — Cantu said she was raised in Mexico and Solis said he is a native of Mexico — and few local ties with no jobs or property.

Their next court date is Feb. 22. Fitzgibbons said he would revisit the bond amounts after the Sheriff’s Office gathers information on their criminal histories. Both told the judge they had never been arrested.

During the hearings, Cantu appeared solemn, sitting very still with her hands in her lap most of the time and head low. She spoke softly. Solis, who appeared in the court separately, appeared nervous, his feet bouncing almost constantly. Neither one had an attorney, though the judge explained their right to one for future court proceedings.

The potential victims include a Harbor Island couple and their guests who threw a baby shower for Cantu and Solis on Jan. 15. Others — though it’s unclear how many — mailed donations and dropped off gifts after the couple received media attention.

Beaufort High School’s chapter of the National Honor Society raised $500 for the babies this month, said Melissa Lewin, a teacher and the group’s adviser. Four students visited the couple at their mobile home Thursday with Beaufort County Councilman D. Paul Sommerville, who translated.

The students made a list of items to purchase on their behalf. Lewin said the student group was poised to buy five car seats.

“Luckily, we hadn’t gotten that far yet” and no money changed hands, she said.

Lewin said she was “totally shocked” by news of the arrests and fakepregnancy.

“I had no idea. We just thought it was totally legitimate,” she said. “Our hearts went out to them. Our kids were all saying, ‘It’s not the babies’ fault they’re in that situation.’”

Besides receiving money and goods, Cantu also was responsible for triggering a “major disruption in the medical community” on at least one occasion after a 911 call, a local doctor said.

On Jan. 6, Cantu called 911 because of abdominal pain, according to Beaufort County EMS records. The incident led Beaufort Memorial Hospital’s emergency room to prep for delivery and the complications associated with quintuplets, said Dr. Chip Floyd of Beaufort Pediatrics.

“That’s like someone calling with a bomb scare,” Floyd said.

Floyd, and other doctors and nurses unaffiliated with the hospital were called in, as they would for any “overwhelming medical need,” he said.

EMS records show Cantu also made 911 calls on Dec. 11, Dec. 31 andJan. 2 for abdominal pain in two instances and a sore throat in the other. In all four cases, she refused to be taken to the hospital.

Area doctors said the chances of naturally conceiving quintuplets or septuplets are infinitesimal. Floyd said the chance of having quintuplets naturally is one in 54 million and septuplets is one in 2 billion. Dr. John Fontana of Beaufort OB-Gyn said, “It just doesn’t happen” without fertility treatments.

The federal agency that enforces immigration law has been notified of the couple’s arrest and will attempt to confirm the couple’s identity and immigration status, according to the Sheriff’s Office press release. If U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement determines either Cantu or Solis is an illegal immigrant, federal agents could put them on a path to deportation.

Brave SC Gator Victim Better-Back to Work

29 Jan

Terms like “hero” and bravery are thrown around a lot. Mr Hedden, is brave man, a remarkable guy and I like to think a bit of a tough son-of-a-gun. Wonderfully glad to hear he’s feeling better and back to work.

For more coverage of this man and his story see these other links here at MissFidget.com
600lb gator attacks SC man takes his arm
Literally a photo of the arm eating alligator
SC victim lost his arm but offered gators head
Info about gator victims first-aid givers

Man back at work after losing arm in attack
www.thestate.com | Posted on Tue, Jan. 29, 2008

The Summerville man who lost his left arm in an alligator attack in September has recovered well and is back at work at a Lowcountry construction company.

Bill Hedden, then 59, lost his arm when he was attacked while snorkeling at the Short Stay Navy Outdoor Recreation Area on Lake Moultrie. The 12-foot gator that attacked Hedden was killed later by S.C. Department of Natural Resources officers.

While the detached arm was recovered from the gator, doctors decided not to try to reattach it.

“He’s doing quite well,” Bill Hedden said of his father. “He’s back to working full time and learning to deal with it.”

The alligator hunting regulations being considered by the Legislature would have had little impact on Hedden’s incident. While they would allow limited hunting and could thin populations, the regulations’ intent isn’t to rid public waters of gators, according to Rep. David Umphlett, R-Berkeley.

Pastor to Protest Books at South Park Urban Outfitters

29 Jan

 Urban Outfitters is a brave and edgy retailer who in the past has sold such edgey items as the “Ghettopoly”  game and a glittering hand gun Christmas ornament to  vocal protests.

Now in NC a young pastor with a soul patch is offended by some of the sex related books they sell. I too share his outrage about PORN FOR WOMEN. These guys are wearing too many clothes! They oughta be wearing cut off shorts while they scrub my bathroom. As an added bonus this is happening at the South Park Mall. Is this Urban Outfitters near Tom’s Rhinoplasty?

Click here to see the original story before the link goes bad. The pastor photo is just a screen grab-I couldn’t make the stupid vid play. I went and downloaded nice unblurred versions of some of the “offensive materials” cuz Miss Fidget be all about the free speech yo. Avert thine eyes darling.

And now for a joke! Q: Why don’t Baptists have sex standing up? A: They’re afraid someone will think they’re dancing. 

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SouthPark store told to move racy books
01:53 PM EST on Tuesday, January 29, 2008 | By MICHELLE BOUDIN | www.wcnc.com

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Police were called to a popular SouthPark Mall store on Monday because of racy books, and officers told Urban Outfitters to move the merchandise or face possible criminal charges.

And now, a local pastor is considering protesting the store.

Pastor Joe Cauley said he was “really outraged” after shopping at Urban Outfitters. He said the edgy clothing store is a little too edgy.

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“It was full of sexually explicit materials,” Cauley said. “There’s books on sexual positions. Sex toys, phrases, everything but porn video on this table and it’s right beside the ‘Hello Kitty’ stuff… It’s right there in the center of the store in plain view for anybody at any age to purchase.”

So he complained to the store, mall management and the police.

“The mall management was like it was no big deal, the store management as well, (saying) ‘they’re just trying to sell products,’” Cauley said.

We tried contacting both SouthPark and Urban Outfitters but got no comment. The police tell us some of the merchandise is right on the line of the law, and they gave the store a week to move some of the most risqué material.

“We shouldn’t have to filter through that mess to shop,” Cauley said.

We went back to the store Monday evening and it seemed they had indeed moved some of the most graphic materials, but the pastor says that’s not enough.

That’s why he says he’s considering protesting the store even though it appears they moved some of the most hardcore stuff; we couldn’t be sure because they wouldn’t tell us when we asked.

Dentist Who Sold Alistar Cooke’s Pelvis Turns Snitch

29 Jan

Apparently human remains are worth more than they used to be and where there’s a demand-a supply will follow. Michael Mastromarino must have a strong constitution to harvest human body parts, especially big well connected parts like the pelvis he allegedly took from the remains of genteel TV host Alistair Cooke. ( ew ew ew ew-yuk yuk yuk-gross gross gross gross) Mastromarino is snitching on the companies he worked with, no doubt to reduce his sentence.

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Body Parts Investigation Could Widen
Associated Press | By ADAM GOLDMAN, writer Tom Hays contributed to this report | January 20, 2008 |

NEW YORK (AP) — The man accused of scheming to plunder bodies for parts used in thousands of tissue transplants is poised to plead guilty, and authorities and victims’ relatives say his testimony could roil the billion-dollar industry.

In an effort to escape a lengthy jail sentence in cases in Philadelphia and New York, Michael Mastromarino has agreed to talk to investigators about the companies that bought the stolen tissue, said his lawyer, Mario Gallucci.

“Let’s just say that he is going to assist them and give any information he has about the processors and their role,” Gallucci said.

The companies that processed the tissue already face hundreds of civil lawsuits. But they claim they never knew the body parts weren’t legitimately obtained and insist the former oral surgeon’s plea deal, expected to be announced Tuesday, doesn’t change anything.

The scandal broke two years when Mastromarino, then owner of Biomedical Tissue Services, was accused of furtively hacking up corpses from funeral homes in the Northeast. The body parts were sent to the processors, fetching as much as $7,000 apiece.

Mastromarino, 44, was in a position to know exactly how the business operated and who knew what.

“Mastromarino can certainly tell us things that may lead us in directions we haven’t been able to go before,” said a law enforcement official who spoke on condition of anonymity because the person wasn’t authorized to speak publicly.

Mastromarino started BTS in 2001 and made plenty off the pilfered corpses. It wasn’t a complicated business.

The bodies came from funeral homes in New York, Pennsylvania and New Jersey. BTS shipped the bone, skin and tendons to Regeneration Technologies Inc., LifeCell Corp. and Tutogen Medical Inc., all publicly traded companies, along with two nonprofits, Lost Mountain Tissue Bank and the Blood and Tissue Center of Central Texas.

Court documents show Regeneration, which recently agreed to merge with Tutogen in an all-stock deal, shipped a total of 19,446 pieces of tissue that BTS provided.

Minneapolis-based health giant Medtronic Inc., which distributed some of the tissue it received from Regeneration, also has been sued but says the case is without merit.

The parts were used in disk replacements, knee operations, dental implants and a variety of other surgical procedures performed by unsuspecting doctors across the United States and in Canada. About 10,000 people received tissue supplied by BTS.

Among the bodies BTS looted was that of “Masterpiece Theatre” host Alistair Cooke, who died in 2004.

Medical records for Cooke show Regeneration received the arms and legs. Cooke’s pelvis and other tissue were also removed, but it’s not clear where those parts were sent. The records are riddled with errors.

His daughter, Susan Cooke Kittredge, said Regeneration never bothered to verify her father’s medical records or whether in fact he had agreed to donate his arms and legs. Kittredge insists the companies had to know what Mastromarino was doing.

“If you look at it through an ethical lens, they committed the same crimes as Mastromarino,” Kittredge said. “They lied. They committed fraud. They did harm by taking the parts. Clearly they did not check to see if the wishes of the family or of the deceased had been honored. They did harm and exhibited reprehensible greed. It was all about the money.”

A spokeswoman for Rengeneration declined to comment and a message left with a Tutogen executive was not returned.

The processors, along with Medtronic, have said Mastromarino was a seedy operator who deceived them along with everyone else, and they had no idea that the body parts were illegally obtained.

“If he’s going to plead guilty to these charges, I think that is a positive sign. He’s admitting his wrongdoing, and he deceived everyone involved, from the donors and their families all the way to the recipients,” said Bert Kelly, a spokesman for Medtronic, which had no direct dealings with Mastromarino.

If improperly screened and processed, cadaver tissues can cause lead to infections, including the AIDS virus. Despite the companies’ assurances that their sterilization methods are safe, hundreds have sued them.

If Mastromarino — who faces up to 54 years in prison if convicted of enterprise corruption, body stealing, opening graves, unlawful dissection and forgery — implicates the companies, their financial exposure could be enormous.

But an attorney for one of the processors played down Mastromarino’s cooperation.

“It does not change how we are going to defend these civil cases at all,” said David Field, a lawyer for LifeCell.

Attorney Kevin Dean, whose South Carolina firm Motley Rice is handling 592 lawsuits against the tissue processors and represents another 27 people in New York whose family members’ bodies were carved up without permission, thinks Mastromarino has plenty to say.

“Everyone on our end … believes it’s very exciting information,” he said. “It seems to suggest that everything that the plaintiffs have said all along is completely accurate. That the tissue processors are more involved than they want everyone to believe.”

Giant “granny-panties” Extinguish Fire

27 Jan

My what a good sport this British Mum is. She’s not very modest-but she’s glad no one in her family was hurt. It’s worth reading this story to the very end. One can’t help but wonder how this event made it to the attention of the media.

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Mother’s extra-large pants prevent house fire
www.telegraph.co.uk | 2:24am GMT 04/01/2008

A family home has been saved from fire by a mother’s extra-large Marks & Spencer pants.

‘My family could have been in hospital but the knickers saved the day’

Jenny Marsey’s nephew used her size 18-20 cotton knickers to extinguish a frying pan blaze that threatened to burn down the house.

Darren Lines, 23, grabbed the blue pants from a pile of washing, doused them in water and threw them over the pan after attempts to put out the fire with water only made the problem worse.

Mrs Marsey, 53, said: “My £4.99 parachute knickers have come in handy for something.”

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The mother-of four added: “I think if they had been my daughter’s skimpy knickers they wouldn’t have done any good.”

The fire began when Mrs Marsey’s 18-year-old son John son went to answer the door to his cousin while frying bread in the family home in Hartlepool, Teesside.
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On returning to the kitchen the found an “unreal” scene.

“The ceiling was black and there were clouds of smoke, it was like there was a tyre on fire. There was no visibility whatsoever and the extractor fan had dropped onto the pan,” he told the Northern Echo newspaper.

“First of all, I threw water on. I thought it would be okay because the electricity had tripped, but that just made it worse and it started sizzling.”

But Mr Lines then jumped to the rescue and grabbed his aunt’s pants, which eventually helped extinguish the blaze.

Mrs Marsey was out of the house at the time, and the cousins managed to clear up the mess and re-paint the ceiling before her return home.

“It could have been a lot worse,” Mrs Marsey said.

“My family could have been in hospital but the knickers saved the day. I’m just grateful to the boys.”

Chimp Beats Human in Memory Test

25 Jan

This link was sent to me my Mr Buddy of the Mr Buddy Heater Company. All I could think of while reading it was Phil Hartman in The Simpsons musical version of Planet of the Apes singing “Yes you’ve finally made a monkey out of me.”

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Amyumu the chimpanzee trounced a British memory champion

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Ben Pridmore can memorise the order of a pack of cards in 30 seconds – but was beaten by a chimp

I’m the chimpion! Ape trounces the best of the human world in memory competition
by FIONA MACRAE | 25th January 2008 | www.dailymail.co.uk

When scientists found out that chimps had better memories than students, there were unkind comments about the calibre of the human competition they faced.

But now an ape has gone one better, trouncing British memory champion Ben Pridmore.

Ayumu, a seven-year-old male brought up in captivity in Japan, did three times as well as Mr Pridmore at a computer game which involved remembering the position of numbers on a screen.

And that’s no mean feat – the 30-year-old accountant from Derby is capable of memorising the order of a shuffled pack of cards in under 30 seconds.

Both chimp and man watched a computer screen on which five numbers flashed up at various positions before being obscured by white squares.

They then had to touch the squares in order of the numbers they concealed, from lowest to highest. When the numbers were shown for just a fifth of a second – the blink of an eye – Ayumu got it right almost 90 per cent of the time.

His human opponent scored a rather less impressive 33 per cent, Channel Five programme Extraordinary Animals will reveal.

Mr Pridmore, who spends his evenings memorising 400-digit numbers, ruefully acknowledged that he had met his match.

“I’d rather not be seen on TV doing worse than a chimpanzee in a memory-test,” he said. “I’ll never live it down!”

The TV tests follow scientific experiments which pitted Ayumu, along with several other young chimps, against a group of university students.

Ayumu was the clear champion, doing twice as well as the humans.

It is thought that young chimps are blessed with photographic memories, allowing them to remember patterns and sequences with amazing accuracy.

Professor Tetsuro Matsuzawa, the Kyoto University researcher behind both sets of experiments, said: “People still believe that humans are superior to chimpanzees in any domain of intelligence.

“That is the prejudice of the people.

“Chimpanzees can be clever in a specific task in comparison to humans.”

Most Extreme Dog Grooming

25 Jan

Yowza! I first saw the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle” on DangerPaul’s MySpace Blog. I did a little searching and wow, did it pay off.

These wonderful dogs were entries were in the “Creative Grooming” or “Bling-Bling” category of the Int’l Dog Grooming Event “Super Groom 2007″ I commend these people for being at the top of their craft and having imagination. Do you really want to read an article about these images? Try this link-or if it’s dead, go directly to the Orange County Register. All photos by Photos by Daniel A. Anderson / Orange County Register.

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Above, dragon poodle, from Supergroom 2006.

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Vroom vroom. Its a motobike poodle shown above.

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It’s 2 pets in one! A pony and a poodle in the above pic.

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I believe this poodle, of the evening shown above, can be rented hourly, wink wink.

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Not any old pirate dog-the one above is Jack Sparrow.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle pictured above.

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Grinch’s dog. Noteworthy as it’s NOT a poodle, above.

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Underwater poodle.

Strange Primate Like “Thing” Seen in Mars Photo

24 Jan

Simulacra, things that look just like something else are pretty common. Our brains are hardwired to see faces and forms, so virgin mary shows up in a cheese sandwich, an old man’s face appears on the side of a New England mountain, and we see eyes and faces in cheap woodgrain doors.

A recent Mars photo has a great simulacra. Is it a man? yeti? jawa? osama bin laden? a 2 inch tall rock shaped by wind and water? This photo will be the source of as much ballyhoo, hot air, wonder and investigation as the face found on Mars a decade or more ago. If these simulacra stir public interest in space exploration-if only to “see what it really is” then, as they say, it’s all good.

Here’s a link to the original photo from NASA.

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LIFE ON MARS: THE PROOF?
www.express.co.uk | Wednesday January 23,2008 | John Chapman

THE issue has divided star­gazers for centuries.

Now finally this picture provides evidence that there really is life on Mars – or does it?

The photo from the Red Planet appears to show a Yeti-like creature with a huge head making its way down a mountainside.

It was taken by a Nasa space probe, and its appearance on the internet yesterday fired the imagination of every science fiction fan who secretly yearns for a close encounter with an extra-terrestrial.

Then again, of course, it might not be a Martian at all…but just a strange rock formation.

Initially, astronomers hoping for signs of life on the fourth planet were disappointed when Nasa’s Mars Explorer Spirit sent back images from the surface four years ago.

The pictures showed a red, drab, dusty surface devoid of life.

But one space enthusiast scanned every rock and crevice and spotted the ape-like “Martian”, which ap­peared as just a pinprick on the original photograph. The image was then blown up and posted on a Chinese website.

The intriguing photo will again focus attention on Earth’s nearest neighbour, which many scientists have long believed could harbour alien life.

One stargazer writes on the site: “My first thought – it’s Big Foot! If you show me another rock in an­other photo from Mars or Earth that naturally looks like that, I will reconsider.”

Another says: “These pictures are amazing. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I looked and saw what appears to be a naked alien running around on Mars.”

But it should be remembered that after a phenomenon dubbed “the face of Mars” caused great excitement in the Seventies, it turned out to be just a rock formation.

The photographs showed what appeared to be a human head staring into the night sky.

The Mars Explorer Spirit rover touched down in 2004 for a three-month mission to search Gusev Crater, a rock-strewn stretch of dusty soil which scientists believe may be the bed of an ancient lake.

Beaming its images across millions of miles of space, the six-wheel robot had been deployed to examine rocks which could offer clues to the Red Planet’s geologic past.

If Mars once had surface water, it had the potential to support life.

Analysis of soil uncovered when a wheel jammed on Spirit revealed that it contains 90 per cent silica – a concentration only likely to have formed when water is present.

If it can be proved that Mars had water within the last few millions of years it would make the discovery of past or current life more likely.

Perhaps this new picture might just provide the answer…

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Download 2008 Miss Fidget Calendar

23 Jan

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Its lovely, and made with love. It’s fun and pretty and accurate. Click the link below to download your own lo rez copy of the 2008 Miss Fidget Calendar.

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Window Washer Falls 47 Floors and Lives

23 Jan

Though seriously injured, a man survived a fall of 47 stories, which is amazing but not record breaking. Though his fall happened some time ago, he’s back in the news of late as he’s felling better and  doing well in rehab.

Parachutists who’ve suffered equipment failures have survived falls from far greater heights. The most amazing such story I’ve read was of a parachutist whose gear was attacked by a pair of golden eagles as she fell. Bravely the woman tried to fight off the birds, one of whom got tangled in her lines. Her chute failed. She landed hard and lived to tell the tale.

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Window washer falls 47 stories … and lives
USA Today | January 4, 2008

Alcides Moreno fell 47 stories and lived to tell the tale.

The window washer rode a 16-foot scaffold as it careered down the side of a skyscraper and crashed into the alley nearly 500 feet below.

His brother, Edgar, died in the Dec. 7 accident. But now, less than a month later, Alcides is alive and alert. He’s chatting with relatives. And doctors say they expect him to walk at the end of a year-long course of physical therapy.

“Thank God for this miracle that we’ve had,” his wife, Rosario, tells reporters, according to the New York Post.

The hospital says it was touch-and-go for quite a while, with Moreno receiving 24 units of blood and undergoing more than a dozen surgeries while doctors kept him in a medically induced coma.

“If you’re a believer in miracles, this would be one,” says Dr. Philip Barie, chief of critical care at New York-Presbyterian Hospital Weill Cornell, according to the Daily News. “I’ve seen it all – or at least I think I have – until something like this happens.”

Authorities are investigating the cause of the accident. No one’s sure how Alcides survived the fall, leading us to conclude that it was the Miracle on 66th Street.

“This is right up there with those anecdotes of people falling out of airplanes and surviving, people whose parachutes don’t open and somehow they manage to survive,” Barie tells The New York Times. “We’re talking about tiny, tiny percentages, well under 1%, of people who fall that distance and survive.”

(Photo taken Dec. 7 by Tina Fineberg, AP.)

Pretty, Neat, Absurd Shoes at Virtual Shoe Museum

22 Jan

A lil birdie sent me a link to this highly amusing collection of shoe images at the Virtual Shoe Museum. This is a great chance for me to plug the fabulous Fluevog Shoes, who has a few designs at the VSM. Its alleged, Fluevog is Danish for “fall down.” Ha ha ha, not really.

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Inmates Save Corrections Officer From Attack

21 Jan

This is one the nicest stories I’ve ever read about prison. 

Inmates stop attack on female officer
myrtlebeachonline.com/ | The Associated Press |  Fri, Jan. 18, 2008

Authorities say a female state prison officer cornered by an inmate was saved by three other prisoners who broke through a locked door to stop the attack.

Prison officials say George Salisbury trapped the guard in a dormitory control room at medium-security MacDougall Correctional Institution early Friday morning.

Authorities say the woman screamed, and three inmates broke into the locked room and restrained Salisbury.

The officer was taken to the hospital, where she was treated and released.

Prison officials say Salisbury has been moved to a maximum security facility. He was serving a 15-year sentence for criminal sexual conduct with a minor.

The State Law Enforcement Division is investigating the attack.