Archive | October, 2008

Phillies Win World Series Break Curse of William Penn

30 Oct

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The Philadelphia Phillies won the World Series last night, for the only the second time since they were founded in 1883. The last time they won the world series was 1980. In fact, Philadelphia sports teams have been thought to be literally cursed by city and state founder, William Penn.

The curse is said to have started with the March 1987 construction of the One Liberty Place skyscraper, which exceeded the height of William Penn’s statue atop Philadelphia City Hall. Formerly, by “gentlemen’s agreement” all buildings in the city had to be shorter than William Penn’s statue.

The curse affected all major sports teams in the the city. Footballs the EAGLES, hockeys the FLYERS, basketball’s 76ers and baseball’s The PHILLIES. The city went through an unprecedented drought of championships, the longest losing streak for all major sports one city had ever seen.

In June 18, 2007, ironworkers from Local Union 401 helped raise the final beam in the construction of the Comcast Center  in downtown Philadelphia. Currently it’s the tallest building in the city at 975 ft (297.2 m). In an attempt to end the curse, workers a small figurine of Billy Penn to the beam, along with the traditional American flag and small evergreen tree. (The origins of the evergreen in a topping off ceremony can be discussed elsewhere.) After the first Billy Penn figurine was stolen, it was replaced with a smaller 4 inch figure.

Friday a parade is planned along the same route as the cities annual New Years Day Mummer’s Parade. Attendance is expected to be high. Further festivities include a rumored “world’s largest pinata.” Unsubstantiated reports state it will be over 60 feet tall and filled with either 800 or 8,000 pounds of candy and opened with a wrecking ball and crane.

Sources for this have included wikipedia and the online version of the Philadelphia Inquirer.

Mrs Obama “Frugalista”

30 Oct

Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin, has been in the news lately because of the recently disclosed $150,000 spent by the GOP  on her hair, clothes and makeup. There’s no debating that one shouldn’t look like country come to town, even if one is. Fabuous clothes is a legitimate need when thrust under the international media microscope. Was the Neimann Marcus spree disclosure  a calculated aspirational leak or a terrible error? By the way, $150,000 is HALF what Cindy McCain spent on a recent outfit.

Mrs Barack Obama was on the TONIGHT SHOW this week cheerfully displaying her outfit from J. Crew. Ironically, MOST Americans would even consider J. Crew expsensive.

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Michelle Obama, wife of Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., chats with host Jay Leno during taping of “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” at NBC Studios in Burbank, Calif., Monday, Oct. 27, 2008. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)

Michelle Obama shops at J. Crew, buys online
October 28, 2008  |  AP

BURBANK, Calif. (AP) — No $150,000 wardrobe malfunctions for Michelle Obama.

“Actually, this is a J. Crew ensemble,” the wife of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama told comedian Jay Leno on Monday on his talk show. She wore a yellow sweater, skirt and blouse ensemble.

“You can get some good stuff online,” she added.

Questioned by Leno, the potential first lady declined to criticize GOP vice presidential hopeful Sarah Palin about revelations that the Republican National Committee spent $150,000 at Neiman Marcus and other high-end retailers on clothes and accessories for Palin and her family.

Obama said she and her husband have a policy of spending their own money on their clothes. But she said she wanted to be “empathetic.”

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Tragically, Dad Allowed 8 yo Son to Fire Uzi

29 Oct

Oh f@ck. The Dad was even an E.R. Doctor. Shooting guns with the old man is good clean fun (with check by jowl supervision and the right weapon and setting.) I wish these two would have stuck with shooting bleach bottles at a quarry with a .22 instead of a “FULL AUTO ROCK & ROLL” romp with automatic weaponry. The caption which I took from the source cited, is unclear but implies this is a photo taken literally seconds before the tragedy. Don’t take anything for granted yall, they are called accidents because we don’t expect them to happen. 

uzi_kid_pic.jpg (David Molnar / The Republican of Springfield)  Devin Connery of Lunenburg, Mass., fired a Heckler & Koch UMP on Sunday at the Machine Gun Shoot and Firearms Expo at the Westfield Sportsman’s Club. This photograph was taken before 8-year-old Christopher Bizilj apparently lost control of an Uzi and shot himself in the head.


Grieving father says he gave son, 8, permission to fire Uzi

www.boston.com  |  October 27, 2008 02:18 PM  |  By David Abel and Andrew Ryan, Globe Staff, and Matthew P. Collette, Globe Correspondent
Dr. Charles Bizilj stood 10 feet behind his son this weekend at a “Machine Gun Shoot” in Westfield, where the third grader aimed an Uzi at a pumpkin in the distance.

As Bizilj reached for his camera, the boy clutched the gun in his arms and squeezed the trigger. The Uzi flipped backwards and 8-year-old Christopher Bizilj fatally shot himself in the head.

“It was all a blur,” Dr. Charles Bizilj said this afternoon in a telephone interview. “I’m still in the grieving process.”

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Genomic Changes Found In Brains Of People Who Commit Suicide

28 Oct

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Epigenetics and methylation are the stepping stone between nature and nurture. If you are unaware of these terms go make yourself smart, start at wikipedia, then hit Science News. If your life has been affected by suicide, or you’ve marveled at suicide clusters keep reading. Speaking of Miss Fidget making you smart, vitamin D is the next hot vitamin.

Genomic Changes Found In Brains Of People Who Commit Suicide
www.sciencedaily.com  |  ScienceDaily (Oct. 24, 2008)

ScienceDaily (Oct. 24, 2008) — Are genes destiny? Alternatively, are we simply the products of our environment? There is a growing sense that neither of these two possibilities fully captures the essence of the risk for psychiatric disorders. New light is being shed on the complex interaction of genetic and environmental factors as the result of growth in the field of epigenetics.

While genetics is the study of how variation in gene sequence or “genotype” influences traits or “phenotypes,” epigenetics (epi- from the Greek meaning outside or above) is the study of heritable changes in gene function that may occur without modifying the gene sequence, often as a consequence of environmental exposures.

There are an increasing variety of epigenetic mechanisms that have been described, including the regulation of gene function via the methylation or demethylation of DNA. The study by Drs. Michael Poulter and Hymie Anisman and colleagues in the October 15th issue of Biological Psychiatry illustrates one exciting new example in this area of research, an epigenetic study of depression/suicide. The researchers compared the brain tissues of those who had major depressive disorder and committed suicide to those from a control group who died suddenly, from heart attacks and other causes.

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Lost Lunch Jack O’Lantern

28 Oct

This is one of my fave internet found photos, ever. The original author and creator is unknown but gets my nod of gratitude. So simple, tasteless and well executed. Check my Foolery category for more silly pumpkins.

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Man Gets Arm Stuck in Train Toilet

28 Oct

I can see how this would happen. Talk about dumb luck, but I do consider it rude to chat while in the lavatory, using the commode. However, I think chatting while taking a bath is charming and ok. This uncredited photo of a train toilet may or may not be of the type he got his arm stuck in, but it does look like a hi-speed train toilet, dig the grab bars.

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Train traveller gets arm stuck in toilet

www.famagusta-gazette.com  |  27.OCT.08  |  The Famagusta Gazette Online • PO Box 22399, Nicosia • Republic of Cyprus

A French train traveller had to be freed by fire fighters when he got his arm stuck in a toilet.

The 26-year-old man, who was travelling on the high speed TGV train from La Rochelle to Paris, was talking on his mobile when dropped it into the toilet.

When he tried to retrieve it, his arm was sucked into the disposal pipe and stuck fast.

The man was removed from the train, together with the toilet, by a fire crew who eventually managed to release him.

He suffered only slight injury to his elbow. The train was delayed by two hours. -

Dog Saves Kittens from Fire

27 Oct

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It’s hard to have a lump of black coal where your heart should be when you read a story like this. Best wishes to the family of seven as they recover from the fire. So glad all the kids are ok. This story would make a great children’s book. Its got it all, fire safety, a hero and firemen.

Video links can be tricky but the first is  worth checking. Both are short.

Really good video that shows the flaming home, and dog getting oxygen.

Almost raw footage of the scene and dog licking the kittens afterward.

Lion-hearted Leo has courage licked
Kelly Ryan  |  www.news.com.au/heraldsun  |  October 27, 2008 12:00am

A TENACIOUS terrier dubbed Leo the Lion-hearted is being lauded for staying loyally by the side of four helpless kittens trapped in a burning house.

The gutsy bitzer had to be resuscitated by firefighters after refusing to abandon the kittens even as thick smoke and flames filled a Seddon weatherboard home on Saturday night.

Firemen had to dodge fallen power lines to enter the blazing building in Pilgrim St after three children rescued from the blaze screamed for their pets to be saved.

“One officer returned into the blazing house and re-emerged carrying the near-lifeless Leo,” said MFB western zone commander Ken Brown.

“Another couple of firefighters grabbed the resuscitation equipment and . . . were able to revive him.

“The dog had remained stoically guarding the box of kittens, even though their mother had disappeared.”

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Drunk Pony Falls into Pool

27 Oct

“He ate so many apples that he became confused.” Whooppss!

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Drunk pony rescued from swimming pool
guardian.co.uk  |  Wednesday October 15 2008 16.48 BST

Fat Boy swim: a drunk pony had to be rescued from a swimming pool after he gorged on fermented apples and fell in. Photograph: Sarah Penhaligon/PA

A drunk pony was rescued from a swimming pool after gorging on fermented apples and falling into the water.

The pony, called Fat Boy, broke in to Sarah Penhaligon’s garden in Newquay, Cornwall, to get to the fruit, which had fallen from trees.

He ate so many apples that he became confused.

Penhaligon, 28, from said she was woken at around 3am yesterday by the sounds of an animal in distress.

She said she looked out of her window to see a large creature in the pool, adding: “When I looked outside, I saw this massive animal in the dark and I thought the Beast of Bodmin Moor was in the pool.

“I was terrified, but when I took a closer look I realised it was a horse. I didn’t have a clue what to do next. Who do you call when there’s a horse stuck in your swimming pool?”

Penhaligon called the emergency services and a team of firefighters managed to rescue Fat Boy, who was unharmed, using harnesses.

A spokeswoman for the Trenance riding stables, where Fat Boy lives, said horses were known to get drunk from eating too many apples.

“It looks like he was scrounging for apples in the garden and fell in when he trod on the tarpaulin over the pool,” she said.

“It’s a good job he’s got a lot of bulk, as it kept him warm while he was stuck in the water. He was checked over by a vet, but luckily he’s fine.”

LEGO Jack O Lantern

25 Oct

Pretty cool looking and perfect for kids with allergies whose ma’s are clean freaks. Complete instructions can be found here at the LEGO site. Check my Foolery category for more silly pumpkins.

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Spam O Lantern

24 Oct

The original creator of this masterpiece is lost in time. Thanks for the guffaws you sooper jeanyus. Check my foolery category for more silly pumpkins.

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Naked Man Found in Chimney

24 Oct

Chim chimaney chim chim chi ree.

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Naked man found wedged in chimney
Wednesday, 22 October 2008  |  http://news.bbc.co.uk

A naked man found wedged in the chimney of a supermarket in Wigan has been arrested on suspicion of burglary.

Police officers discovered him trapped in a chimney breast of a Tesco Express store on Ormskirk Road, Pemberton.

Firefighters were called to rescue the man who had become trapped in the chimney as he tried to get out.

Police said that because the man was naked he was taken to hospital as a precaution but was treated and discharged before being arrested.

A GMP spokeswoman said: “It is believed some of his clothes came off as a result of him struggling to get out of the chimney.”

A 22-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of burglary and remains in police custody.

Jack O’Lantern House

23 Oct

Ta da the jack olntern pumpkin house. Simple, elegant and very cute. Imagine how adorable it’d be with a light inside, practically Thomas Kinkade. This image was found in the flckr photo stream of carotidbattery.Check my foolery category for more fun pumpkins.

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