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An interesting story about an odd name and its origins.

A woman named Marijuana plays it straight – and wins
journalsentinel.com  |  Mar. 7, 2009

Police years ago pulled over a young woman who rushed through an amber traffic light. “I’m about to arrest this person right now,” the irritated officer radioed to a dispatcher. “She’s telling me her name is Marijuana Pepsi Jackson.”

It’s the truth. Marijuana and Pepsi are her legal first and middle names, and the Beloit woman embraces them as a symbol of her struggle to succeed and to help other children overcome obstacles.

No Mary or Mary Jane or Mary Wanda for her. It’s Marijuana, thank you, she’s told bosses, co-workers and friends over the years, and even wore it on nametags at work.

This tall, striking, self-assured, motorcycle-riding woman is a schoolteacher with a master’s degree in higher education administration. Soon, she’ll start work on her doctorate.

All of her achievement came despite that smoky, carbonated name. And partly because of it. No one named Marijuana Pepsi gets lost in the crowd.

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Bizarre Texarkana, Ark. home fire
www.ksla.com  |  Feb 27, 2009 10:29 PM
TEXARKANA, ARK. (KSLA) – Texarkana, Arkansas firefighters were stunned when they found out what started a fire at a home early Friday morning.

KSLA News 12 was at the scene when firefighters were hosing down a mattress from a home in the 5600 block of Wallace road.

According to crews working the fire, the man who was in the home at the time of the fire is on oxygen and was lying in bed smoking a cigarette when he dropped his cigarette and the oxygen caused the bed to burst into flames.

Now here’s the bizarre part of the story, the man who was allegedly smoking in the home, refused to leave the home during the fire, you’ll never guess why.

Firefighters say the man wanted to go back into the home to get his cigarettes. The man suffered burns on his fingers.

Luckily, firefighters were able to contain the fire to the bedroom area.

Hmmmm, I think this is what happens when children don’t hang out enough with grown ups and hear all the endlessly boring things grown ups talk about. In defense of the kids, at what age do you teach the holocaust?

Auschwitz is a type of beer, a festival or bread, say children
08 March 2009 11:43 PM  |  The Scotsman

SOME schoolchildren believe Auschwitz is the name of a type of beer or a religious festival, rather than the Nazi extermination camp, research published today reveals.
About 1.3 million people perished in the death camp during the Second World War, but a survey of more than 1,000 pupils aged 11-16 in secondary school revealed that a quarter still did not know its purpose.

About 10 per cent were not sure what it was, 8 per cent thought it was a country bordering Germany, 2 per cent thought it was a beer, the same proportion said it was a religious festival and a further 1 per cent said it was a type of bread.

Miramax and the London Jewish Cultural Centre, which commissioned the survey, said that, as there are about 4.5 million children aged 11 to 16 in the UK, the equivalent of 90,000 youngsters wrongly identified Auschwitz as a drink and 45,000 mistook it for bread.

The poll found that six in ten youngsters did not know what the Final Solution was, with a fifth claiming it was the peace talks held to end the war.

And it revealed that, despite the Holocaust being specified on the secondary National Curriculum in England as a subject pupils must be taught, only 37 per cent knew the Holocaust claimed the lives of six million Jews, with many drastically underestimating the death toll.

While 97 per cent of those questioned could identify Adolf Hitler from a photograph, those who could not mistook famous figures, such as Winston Churchill, Salvador Dali and Albert Einstein, for the dictator.

“ Anyone who has ever watched a cello being played would realise the physical impossibility of our claim ”  -Baroness Murphy

Baroness Murphy, thank you for one of the sweetest, subtlest hoaxes ever.

Peer reveals ‘cello scrotum’ hoax
Story from BBC NEWS  |  2009/01/28

A top doctor has admitted her part in hoodwinking a leading medical journal after inventing a medical condition called “cello scrotum”.

Elaine Murphy – now Baroness Murphy – dreamt up the painful complaint in the 1970s, sending a report to the British Medical Journal.

She came clean when the hoax resurfaced in the 2008 Christmas edition.

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