Archive | August, 2009

Music Legend Blind Willie Johnson’s Grave Found

31 Aug

Heartening, but the love, the ease, the accolades and money all come far, far too late for the beleaguered and deceased Mr Johnson.


Tempus fuigt friends.


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Austin Music Historian Discovers Blind Willie Johnson’s Grave
pr-inside.com  |  2009-08-13 09

Since his death in 1945, the grave of Blind Willie Johnson, one of the greatest bottleneck-slide guitarists of all time, has been unmarked. Now, thanks to 18 months of research and a dozen visits to the Blanchette Cemetery in Beaumont, Texas by Austinite Jack Ortman, the final resting place of this influential Texas musician will get the recognition it deserves.

Johnson’s music has always been revered by his fellow musicians. His songs have been covered by Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton, Paul McCartney, Led Zeppelin, the Rolling Stones, White Stripes, Bruce Springsteen, Hot Tuna, the Grateful Dead and countless other artists. More than 30 years after his death, Johnson’s recording of “Dark was the Night (Cold was the Ground was included on a Sounds of Earth record launched into space onboard NASA’s Voyager One. Nearly 60 years after Johnson’s death, Texas guitar legend Johnny Winter called that song one of his 10 favorite songs in a Guitar World interview.

Johnson’s childhood, like his untimely death, was heartbreaking. His mother died when he was a baby; his step-mother blinded him with lye when he was seven years old. (His song “Motherless Children Have a Hard Time” was covered by Clapton on 461 Ocean Boulevard in 1974.) One of Columbia’s biggest selling race recording stars during the Great Depression, Johnson recorded 30 songs between 1927 and 1930. When the economy ended his recording career, he became a Baptist minister. He operated a “House of Prayer” in Beaumont with his wife and continued to perform on street corners. In 1945, a fire ravaged their home. With nowhere to go and little funds, they slept on newspapers on their water-damaged bed. Johnson caught pneumonia but was turned away at a local hospital because he was blind (or black, depending upon the source). He died within a week: his final resting place unknown; his grave unmarked.

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Sneaky Clothes-Wine Bra and Belly Full of Beer

30 Aug

What brilliant ideas. One can imagine the  inventor’s aha moment after playing around with a camelback water storage device. Kudos to the brilliant people at www.thebeerbelly.com for coming up with both male and female versions of their fine product.

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PA Grampa Convicted of Groping Minnie Mouse

28 Aug

Ha ha ha ha!

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Schuylkill Man Guilty of Groping Minnie Mouse
August 11, 2009  |  www.wnep.com  |  By Peggy Lee

A bizarre and, dare we say, embarrassing conviction for a man from our area is making national news.
The man from Schuylkill County is guilty of groping Minnie Mouse.

John Moyer of Cressona was sentenced Tuesday in a Florida courtroom for inappropriately touching the Disney character while at the Magic Kingdom.

Andrea Long and Kathy Nabholz of Cressona said they still cannot believe their 60-year-old neighbor was found guilty of the charges against him. “I think they should relook at everything because there’s no way, no way. I think it’s horrible that he was found guilty of something like that,” said Long.

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Baffling Cucumber Thefts in Australia

27 Aug

Odd.

Random image of cucumbers.

Random image of cucumbers.

Adelaide cops baffled by cucumber thefts
news.smh.com.au  |  August 12, 2009

A spate of cucumber thefts has Adelaide police in a pickle.

More than $10,000 worth of cucumbers have been stolen in 11 separate robberies in the past three months.

Thieves have targeted market gardens north of Adelaide, with police saying the latest robbery – of 50 bags of cucumbers – was reported from a glasshouse at Virginia at the weekend.

“The issue with the cucumber is how do you and I tell who owns a different cucumber?,” SA Police Chief Inspector Kym Zander told ABC Radio on Wednesday.

“We’re having difficulty establishing where they (the cucumbers) are going.”

The Village of Twins in India

25 Aug

Something in the water perhaps? Most of these images come from Izismile.com and are uncredited. However, I have seen similar, if not identical ones published in the July 2009 issue of Fortean Times.

Seven-year-old Fathima Lubna (L) and her twin sister Fathima Lubaba (R) carry their five-month-old sisters, who are also twins, at their residence in Kodinji village in the southern Indian city of Kerala July 28, 2009. Photo: Arko Datta

Seven-year-old Fathima Lubna (L) and her twin sister Fathima Lubaba (R) carry their five-month-old sisters, who are also twins, at their residence in Kodinji village in the southern Indian city of Kerala July 28, 2009. Photo: Arko Datta

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Doctors Baffled By Indian Village Of Over 200 Sets Of Twins
planetark.org  |  07-Aug-09  |  Arko Datta  |  Thomson Reuters

KODINJI – Walk around Kodinji village in rural India and you’d be forgiven for thinking you have double vision as this community is known as “twin village.”

The remote village is home to more than 204 sets of twins but doctors are baffled over why this community of 2,000 families has had so many multiple births as they have no unique diet, are not exposed to any chemicals, and don’t take fertility drugs.

In fact with about 45 twins per 1,000 live births, this village in North Kerala has six times more twins than the global average — and women from Kodinju married off to far away places are also known to give birth to twins.

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Andy Kessler, Skateboarding Man Dies

25 Aug

It is with great sadness I note the ironic passing of one hell of a dude. It’s a beautiful and rare thing when an angry young man grows up to be a driven, motivated, creative, powerful, fun loving, life living MAN. Condolences to his friends and family.

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Andy Kessler, one of New York City’s pioneer skateboarders during the 1970s, designed the Montauk Skate Park in 2000. He was hoping to raise money to make improvements to the park. Image Bart Schwarz, easthamptonstar.com

Andy Kessler, one of New York City’s pioneer skateboarders during the 1970s, designed the Montauk Skate Park in 2000. He was hoping to raise money to make improvements to the park. Image Bart Schwarz, easthamptonstar.com

Skateboard Legend Dies From Sting
www.easthamptonstar.com  |  By Timothy Small  |  Aug. 13, 2009

Andy Kessler, who was a prominent figure in New York City’s skateboarding scene in the late 1970s and who designed the Montauk Skate Park nine years ago, died of an apparent allergic reaction to a hornet sting while doing construction work at a house on Ditch Plain Road in Montauk on Tuesday. He was 49.

Mr. Kessler was dedicated to redeveloping the park he built on Essex Street in Montauk, friends said. For the past year, he had worked hard to organize a fund-raiser that would allow him to make improvements such as filling in the dead ends.

“The fund-raiser was his chief concern,” JJ Veronis, a longtime friend of Mr. Kessler’s, said yesterday. “He was so passionate about it.

“I first met him in 1975,” Mr. Veronis recalled. “I was 12 years old and I was skateboarding in Central Park. Andy was the king. He was an amazing cat. Back then, Central Park was a little dicey. He took me under his wing.”

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The RIGHT STUFF in China? Sweet Breath

24 Aug

What kind of person would YOU like to go to space with?

 Super-human astronaut: There's no room for body odor in space exploration.  Sina.com

Super-human astronaut: There's no room for body odor in space exploration. Sina.com

China Cracks Down on Bad Breath in Space
Chinese astronauts must meet standards “close to perfection” for physical and mental health

By Jeremy Hsu Posted 08.03.2009 at 12:52 pm

Super-human astronaut: There’s no room for body odor in space exploration.  Sina.com

China’s future astronauts can’t have bad breath, cavities, or scars if they hope to join the next wave of Chinese space exploration. Hospitals have begun the first of three rounds of tests to weed out candidates who fail to meet the rigorous standards.

Body odor could put off fellow astronauts in the confines of a spacecraft, and presumably lower morale, while scars could potentially burst during spacecraft acceleration. Astronauts also cannot have any family history of serious illness, going back three generations.
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Bacon Bookmark Update

22 Aug
Bacon bra image from www.inquisitr.com

Bacon bra image from www.inquisitr.com

I first posted about the legend of bacon and books in a previous post. The kind person behind  www.bibliobuffet.com sent me this link, with an update on the bacon bookmark, written by Laine Farley.

The post features a range of bacon, food and odd bookmark stories, most of them being post2k and many from blogs.

While further expounding on this topic of wrong places for food I recall a story told by an art student. Senior portfolio review was coming up and students were being advised how to construct a clean, professional portfolio of work to submit for review and grading. A teacher said that once half a ham sandwich was found in a student portfolio.  Students were strongly advised against such an unprofessional inclusion.

Man Arrested for REALLLY Good Zombie Costume

21 Aug

This guy “Jay” is now a legend. And he should be.

Zombie being arrested. Image www.komonews.com

Zombie being arrested. Image www.komonews.com

Zombie Jay. Image Animevice.com

Zombie Jay. Image Animevice.com

Zombie outfit lands man in handcuffs
May 29, 2009  |  By Kristin Hanes & KOMO Staff  |  www.komonews.com

SEATTLE — A man dressed for an evening zombie crawl chose a costume that was a bit too realistic, and it ended up getting him arrested.

Wearing all black, knee pads, a knife, grenade, a gas mask, and carrying what looked to be a machine gun, he walked into the Metro Clothing store Friday evening on Capitol Hill, which was sponsoring the zombie crawl to promote the Crypticon Horror Convention at the Seattle Center next weekend.

But apparently, someone thought a masked gunman was walking into a store, and called police. Witnesses say a dozen police cars converged on the scene and officers ran into the store, guns drawn.

“The police came in with guns and they caught the guy and I’m like, ‘Oh wait, he’s in costume,’ ” said Carl, the store’s owner.

Seage, the event’s organizer, says the man was dressed as one of the zombies from Resident Evil’s Umbrella Corporation.

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Bear Steals New Jersey Man’s Hoagie

19 Aug

I can’t bring myself to say something snarky or make a HOAGIE Bear joke. Look at this poor man? He got beat up AND he lost his Italian Hoagie.

Henry Rouwendal at the end of his driveway where he was attacked by a bear last Friday. The bear took a sub sandwich he had left outside the car as he was loading it with tools around 10:30 p.m. and left him bleeding in the driveway.  Image Tony Kurdzuk/The Star-Ledger

Henry Rouwendal at the end of his driveway where he was attacked by a bear last Friday. The bear took a sub sandwich he had left outside the car as he was loading it with tools around 10:30 p.m. and left him bleeding in the driveway. Image Tony Kurdzuk/The Star-Ledger

Black bear knocks down Vernon man, steals sandwich
by Joe Moszczynski and Brian T. Murray/The Star-Ledger  |  July 01, 2009

VERNON — Police say it was an “attack.” At this point, New Jersey wildlife officials say, it was an “incident.”

Either way, Henry Rouwendal, who was nursing a head injury, dislocated shoulder and other injuries at his Vernon home last night, says his run-in with a hungry black bear was “a pretty wild ordeal.”

“I’m still hurting pretty badly. My face is all messed up. It looks like I’ve been in a boxing match,” said the 52-year-old electrical engineer. “I’m just lucky to be talking to you now.”

Rouwendal said he was in his driveway at about 10:30 last Friday night, loading the back of his sport utility vehicle for a business trip to New Hampshire.

Along with his bags was an Italian hoagie, loaded with salami and other meats, lettuce, onions and tomatoes.

Suddenly, Rouwendal said, something hit him from behind.

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Anti-Gay Therapy Doesn’t Work

18 Aug

Interesting.

A Rainbow flag flies above the San Diego Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Community Center in San Diego.

A Rainbow flag flies above the San Diego Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Community Center in San Diego.

Shocked by therapies: psychologists reject sexual reorientation
By Virginia Montet  |  AFP  |  August 7, 2009

WASHINGTON — US psychologists are slamming therapies treating homosexuality as an illness, and warning mental health workers against promising patients their sexual orientations might be changed.

The 150,000-member American Psychological Association said in a report, released at its convention in Toronto, that mental health professionals “should avoid telling clients that they can change their sexual orientation through therapy or other treatments.”

The convention was looking at reports including one on the efficacy of so-called “reparative therapy,” or sexual orientation change efforts (SOCE). It reviewed the results of 83 studies carried out between 1960 and 2007 on the controversial concept, which appeals particularly to some religious conservative patients uncomfortable with their homosexuality.

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The Bacon Bookmark

17 Aug

It started with a discussion of odd things found in library books and like all chats, it ended in bacon.

You can buy this bacon bookmark at robertpasternak.net

You can buy this bacon bookmark at robertpasternak.net

This bibliobuffet.com post seems to have started the bacon bookmark chat and she dismisses it as an Urban Legend.

This bibliobuffet.com post seems to have started the bacon bookmark chat and she dismisses it as an Urban Legend.

Here’s another blog that discusses the bacon bookmark and offers a free one.

Shown is a Bacon of Hate bookmark made by Alice of Futuregirl. Image craftzine.com. Alas, I think those strong make it look like a tampon.

Shown is a Bacon of Hate bookmark made by Alice of Futuregirl. Image craftzine.com. Alas, I think those strings make it look like an equally un-halal tampon.

Librarian, There’s Some Bacon in My Book
By Jennifer Schuessler  |  January 8, 2009  |  papercuts.blogs.nytimes.com/

A few weeks ago in the Book Review, Henry Alford wrote about strange things found stashed (and smashed) inside books, from money and photographs to baby’s teeth, insect corpses and pieces of superannuated bacon.

Bacon. Really?

Out in the blogosphere, there seems to be a lot of skepticism about the bacon bookmark meme — or “urban legend,” if you prefer. The most detailed discussion I could find, a 2006 essay on the aptly named site Bibliobuffet, mentions numerous sightings of errant breakfast meat in libraries from Florida to Nebraska (the earliest known bacon-in-books sighting was in an Omaha library) to Washington State and beyond, but no first-hand accounts from librarians, let alone testable lab samples of “book jerky.”

“I have never heard directly from a librarian who has found bacon” in a book, Farley — who claims to have a collection of more than 5,000 bookmarks — said in an email message. The closest she came, apparently, was an interview with the creators of the library comic strip Unshelved, in which they talked about hearing first-hand from librarians who had found bacon. (Alas, the interview no longer seems to be available online.)

So, readers, where’s the pork? Have you ever found (or put) any meat products in your books?

(P.S. If you lust for a bacon bookmark but don’t want to leave a grease stain, or kill a pig, you can always knit your own.)