Great story, it makes me feel like a real underachiever though. Thanks to “Charge” for alerting me to this fine fine story.
Man moons and throws puppy at Hells Angels bikers
Published: 14 Jun 10 | www.thelocal.de
A young man in Bavaria who reportedly forgot to take his medication taunted a group of Hells Angels at their clubhouse over the weekend by dropping his pants, throwing a puppy at the bikers, and then making his getaway in a stolen front loader.
The 26-year-old drove onto the biker clubhouse grounds on Sunday afternoon in Allershausen, a town just north of Munich, daily tz reported on Monday.
There the Munich student pulled down his Bermuda shorts, mooning a group of bikers before throwing a puppy at them, the paper said.
Then the man fled the scene, stopping at an autobahn construction site to steal a front loader, which he attempted to drive to Munich.
But his slow pace caused a 5-kilometre traffic jam, the paper reported.
After making it just one kilometre along the highway, the 26-year-old hitched a ride with a truck, which let him off in Eching, not far from Munich.
Police lost track of him for a while there, but they quickly located him again, finding out that he had neglected to take his medication for depression.
He was checked into a psychiatric clinic for treatment. Meanwhile the puppy he tossed at the bikers is being cared for by a Freising animal shelter.
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