There’s an old saying that goes “it takes an evil nose to smell the devil.” If that is true I imagine the villagers who found this item and the Chinese media are pretty sheltered. Listening to the reporter talk about the wonders of this “mushroom” is astounding. Watch the video.

Still from a video showing the “meaty” mystery “mushroom.” Scroll down and follow the jump watch the video for giggles.
Chinese villagers discover ‘rare mushroom’ but it turns out to be a rubber vagina
www.dangerousminds.net | 06.20.2012This bust-gut-funny story with video is making the rounds on the Internet today, and deservedly so.
Xi’an Up Close is an investigative journalism program which airs on China’s Xi’an TV. On June 17 they aired an exclusive on a “mystery mushroom” discovered by villagers in a small farming area from the city.
One villager who was apart of the “discovery” said, “When we dug down to about 80m deep, we fished out this long, fleshy object. It’s got a nose and an eye, but we have no idea what it is! Even our 80-year-old neighbour here says he has never seen anything like this before.”
The reporter from Xi’an Up Close then chimes in, “On this side, you can see what looks like a pair of lips,” she adds. “And on that side, there is a tiny hole which extends all the way back to this side. The object looks very shiny, and it feels really fleshy and meaty too.”
Oh dear… Watch the video below and all its hilariousness.