Category Archives: FELONIOUSNESS

6 Foot Penis Must Apologize For Interrupting Graduation

This is for sure one of the best Senior pranks EVER! This six foot tall inflatable penis looks great on the all black stage of the high school graduation. It woulda been better if he were still a student. Here’s a link to it on youtube. Oddly, on youtube, quite a few inflatable penises […]

Teen Arrested for Giving Cops LSD Cookies Vindicated

Damnnnnn holmes. What the hell is wrong with the field test for LSD that a chocolate chip cookie comes up tainted? 
When this story first broke I loved the idea of a enlightened young tripper sharing the gift of innner-vision with THE MAN. But nope, thats not the case, tests prove the cookies were just […]

Fake Priest Nabbed at Vatican

Wow it’s not every day you see “a case of usurping an ecclesiastical title.” If you’re going to flirt with danger, go big. Don’t shoplift at 7-11, go to Barneys. If you’re gonna be a fake priest, don’t go to Applebees, go to the Vatican!
Fake priest caught at Vatican
The Press Association | […]

Guy in wheelchair gets DUI

There’s some great drinking stories that come from Australia, below is one of them.  I’ve heard in some parts of the States that scooters, moped, and riding mowers are all used by the drunk to avoid getting a DUI.

This wheelchair costing less than $50 is available for free to the needy-click here for more info.  […]

Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon Unable to Change Name to “F#ck Censorship”

One wonders if he was born Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon or if he chose that name at some point? There were quite a few happy, jolly, silly, unique, weird, hippy names given to children who are now approaching a certain age and also toddling around today. Moon Unit, Apple, Pilot Inspektor, Tomahawk Truckstop, Sage Moonblood, Speck […]

Fake Flotasm Foot Found

With so many feet washing ashore in one small place it makes sense that a hoax would happen. Though a waste of public funds in this case,  humor is one of the release valves of life. The threat, or implied threat of shoe wearing feet being found washed ashore would make your town twitchy too. […]

Fake Nurses on Crime Spree in Florida

unrelated stock photo
Now this is a story! It was sent to me by Elizabeth of the BIG TEA PARTY. Surprisingly Wal-Marts and their parking lots are really dangerous places. 
Women Dressed As Nurses Targeting Central Fla. Shoppers
June 16, 2008 | www.local6.com
Investigators said the band of women has been active in several […]

Another Flotsam Foot Found In BC – Foul Play Feared

I’ve been following this story since the 3rd foot was found.  I am only now posting it as surely 5 feet being found washed ashore is beyond co-incidence. Reading this article has given me a glimpse into another potentially fascinating career, flotsam researcher.
B.C. police find fifth human foot
Severed body part found washed up on Metro […]

Man Straps in Beer Leaves Kid Unfettered

By now, this story is not new. Momentarily pushed aside by unicorns, criminals, and the baby with the second manhood it’s still noteworthy. As there were 5 people in the car, and it was a 30 pack, strapping the beer in to prevent it from becoming airborn in case of an accident prolly isn’t THAT […]

Six Arrested for Cheering During High School Graduation Ceremony

Is it me or do schools seem like they are becoming more and more like fascist dictatorships? It’s not like the venue was a somber theater or auditorium, it was a dang coliseum! Best part of the article is at the very end “Russell Booker, superintendent of York schools, said family and friends are […]

First Names and Criminal Behavior Linked

  
Why Curly is a stooge and Justin a golden boy
Among the wealth of research on the importance of given names, a new study correlates first names with criminal behaviour
MICHAEL VALPY | From Monday’s Globe and Mail | June 9, 2008 at 4:44 AM EDT
A Jarrit by any other […]

Road Crew Make ‘SOTP’ Sign

Well, nobody’s perfect. Some people have a way with words. Other people no have way. 

Stockton Stop Sign Spelled ‘SOTP’
June 11, 2008  |  www.kcra.com/news
Misspelling Happened Near Dentoni Park
A road crew in Stockton doing repairs at Royal Oaks Drive wants you to “SOTP.”
After putting a stop sign in, the crew came back to the road by Dentoni […]